# “f(x) walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A math version is:

*“f(x) walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t cater for functions.’”*

The joke has been cited in print since at least 2004.

Google Groups: alt.ozdebate

Got any nails?*Typhoid *

9/24/04

f(x)=6x+3 walks into a bar. “Got any sandwiches? f(x)=6x+3 asks the barman.

“Sorry,” he replies, “We don’t cater for functions.”

Google Groups: uk.rec.humour

Yet another bar joke…*Hyphen *

6/22/05

f(x) went into a bar and asked for a drink.

The bartender said “We don’t cater for functions”...

Webdeveloper.com

PhP Joke*nshiell*

09-28-2005, 06:59 AM

So

function test(v1, v2)

{

global $hello;

$hello = "1";

echo $hello + $hello;

}

walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer and the bar tender says “sorry we don’t cater for functions”

Hoops (Australia)*Matt Ryan *

23:21 31 Oct 05

“f(x) = 3x+2” walks into a city pub and says “Listen, I’m turning 21 and I would like to hold my birthday party here.”

The owner says “I’m sorry, but we don’t cater for functions!”

LiveJournal

Monument (marnanel) wrote,

2006-11-05 21:33:00*Fireworks Night*

(...)

f(x)=3x² walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich. “Sorry,” says the barman, “we don’t cater for functions.”

the observers hunch

TUESDAY, MAY 08, 2007*Poor Physics Jokes*

(...)

z=x^2+3xy Walks into a pub, sits down on the barstool and orders a pint.

The barman looks up from the glass he’s polishing and says “Sorry mate, you’re gonna have to leave. We don’t cater for functions”.

Twitter

Becky Haycox

@hambox

sin(x) walks into a bar and asks for a drink. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions.”

12:32 PM - 28 Jul 2008

Straight Dope Message Board

Geeky Jokes*VunderBob*

11-19-2008, 07:59 AM

Two spiral galaxies go into a pub. “Get out” says the landlord; “you’re barred”.

f(x) goes into a pub. The landlord says “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions”.

f’(x) goes into a pub. The landlord says “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions”. (This may look like the same joke, but it’s not; it’s derivative humour.)

This one took me a minute, until I realized my typeface and astigmatism obscured the apostrophe.

f ‘(x) goes into a pub… “.

Twitter

Jemima Kiss

@jemimakiss

f(x)=2x+3 walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t cater for functions.” (@liquidindian )

8:48 AM - 17 Dec 2008

Google Books*Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes: Because Dads Don’t Know When to Stop*

By Ian Allen

New York, NY: Pavilion Books

2015

Pg. ?:

F(x) walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich. The landlord says, ‘I’m sorry, we don’t cater for functions.’

Google Books

*Algebra for Applications:*

Cryptography, Secret Sharing, Error-Correcting, Fingerprinting, Compression

Cryptography, Secret Sharing, Error-Correcting, Fingerprinting, Compression

By Arkadii Slinko

New York, NY: Springer

2015

Pg. 132:

A polynomial walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman declines: “We don’t cater for functions.”

*An old math joke.*