Full Blown Idiots (Federal Bureau of Investigation or FBI nickname)

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) was founded in 1908 and conducts federal criminal and intelligence investigations. The unflattering FBI nickname of “Full Blown Idiots” has been cited in print since about 1991.
 
The FBI has also been nicknamed “FBLie,” “Fake Bureau of Investigation,” “Famous But Incompetent,” “Fascist Bastards Incorporated,” “Fascist Bureau of Investigation,” “Fat Bitches Incorporated,” “Favoritism Before Integrity,”  “Federal Bastards Incorporated,”“Federal Bullshit Investigations,” “Federal Bureau of Incompetency,” “Federal Bureau of Insurrectionists,” “Federal Bureau of Intimidation,” “Federal Bureau of Political Investigation,” “Female Body Inspector,” “Fix Be In,” “Following Biden’s Instructions,” “Fucking Bastards Incorporated,” “Fucking Bitches Incorporated,” “Fucking Bunch of Idiots” and “Fumbling, Bumbling Idiots.”
     
   
Wikipedia: Federal Bureau of Investigation
The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is an agency of the United States Department of Justice that serves as both a federal criminal investigative body and an internal intelligence agency (counterintelligence).
 
It is the government agency responsible for investigating crimes on Indian Reservations in the United States under the Seven Major Crimes Act, passed in 1885. In 1953, Congress passed Public Law 280 giving state governments the right to assume civil and criminal jurisdiction over Indian reservations in California, Minnesota, Nebraska, Oregon, Wisconsin, and Alaska.
 
The branch has investigative jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of federal crime. The agency was established in 1908 as the Bureau of Investigation (BOI). Its name was changed to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in 1935.
 
The agency headquarters is the J. Edgar Hoover Building, located in Washington, D.C., along with fifty-six field offices located in major cities throughout the United States, and more than 400 resident agencies in lesser cities and areas across the nation. More than 50 international offices called “legal attachés” exist in U.S. embassies and consulates general worldwide.
 
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Analog Science Fiction/Science Fact
Volume 111, Issues 8-11
1991
Pg. 310:
But Williams has something else in mind, and he’ll get to it just as soon as the Full-Blown Idiots offend the local cops with an unannounced raid on eco-terrorists.
 
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From: .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) (islam)
Date: 1997/03/10
Subject: Shaikh Omar Abdel Rahman Framed By Full Blown Idiots (FBI)
 
Statement by Ramsey Clark
One of the Attorneys for Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman
On the Day of His Sentencing, January 17, 1996
 
Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman committed no crime and teh United States knows it.
       
Counterrevolution and Revolt
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
F.B.I (Full Blown Idiots)
First words I saw: “Here you will find one-stop shopping to request information that may be found in the FBI’s Central Records System” One stop shopping huh? THIS ISN’T TARGET! Lets take this a bit more serious!
 
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DGallandro
Posted on: 2006/7/26 3:55
Re: FEDS: The FBI, CIA, and Interpol?
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FBI: Fibbies, Full Blown Idiots, Friggen Big Idiots, Fan Belt Inspectors, Flowers By Irene, Feebs, Feds, G-Men, and my personal favorite: “Famous, But Incompetent.”
 
Fibbies seems the most common slang term.
 
Quite Frankly
FBI (Full Blown Idiots)
By Albie Cullen on June 24th, 2011
Let’s say you really needed to find someone who went missing.  You would hire someone with a good reputation and unlimited resources.  You’d tell them everything you knew.
     
DebbieSchlussel.com
July 1, 2011, - 3:31 am
Frickin’ INSANE: FBI Worked w/ Westboro Baptist Church Nuts
By Debbie Schlussel
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COMMENTS
FBI = FULL BLOWN IDIOTS
I’m still not sure how these Westborro folks haven’t had the ever loving crap beaten out of them.
G-Men Without Hats on July 2, 2011 at 1:59 pm