“Frittatas imply the existence of expensivetatas”
“Frittatas” shouldn’t be confused with “free tatas” (“tatas” = tits), but there are jokes.
“Frittatas? Darn - I thought you were offering me free tatas” was posted on Twitter by Not Blue Check Steve on March 18, 2012. “So apparently they said frittatas, not free tatas, and long story short, I have a lifetime ban from the Golden Corral breakfast buffet now” was posted on Twitter by Alex in Chains on January 12, 2017. “Frittatas imply the existence of expensivetatas” was posted on Twitter by Mike Solomon on August 11, 2021. “Frittatas are so much better than expensive tatas” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on May 7, 2023.
Wikipedia: Frittata
Frittata is an egg-based Italian dish similar to an omelette or crustless quiche or scrambled eggs, enriched with additional ingredients such as meats, cheeses, or vegetables. The word frittata is Italian and roughly translates to “fried”.
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tïñä pïñä
@br3vity
Mmmm expensive tatas
6:06 PM · Mar 15, 2011
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Qweetheart
@rnbwdiva
Yoooooo who just listened to Carmen power 99 lmaooooo ahahahahahaha I’m trying to get some free Tatas (frittatas) the lady was baggin up
8:56 AM · Nov 21, 2011
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Not Blue Check Steve
@notsmoothsteve
Frittatas? Darn - I thought you were offering me free tatas.
6:30 PM · Mar 18, 2012
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Nien Nunb
@Nien_Nunb
I was just going to type “frittatas < free tatas" but I'm so hungry it could go either way.
4:02 AM · Jan 27, 2013
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Michael Gonzalez
@DarkholySephiro
@MnikaLee I wonder what would happen if I ask for free tatas with my frittatas. I’d probably get a double serving of frittatas heheh.
4:30 PM · Feb 23, 2013
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A²rºn 🚫🆒
@Quiptography
*topless woman approaches dining table*
Waiter! I ordered the frittatas. Not Free tatas.
You sure? They are free.
.. Twist my arm!
All: LOL
6:04 PM · Jul 27, 2016
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steinberger
@g00berstag
I’ve decided that frittatas are #feminist because their name is “free” + “tatas” plus they’re made from eggs how eggalitarian is that!? #pun
9:34 PM · Oct 4, 2016
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Alex in Chains
@Alex_N_Chains
So apparently they said frittatas, not free tatas, and long story short, I have a lifetime ban from the Golden Corral breakfast buffet now.
9:54 PM · Jan 12, 2017
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α geek
@alfageeek
Bear with me: An Italian breakfast restaurant where the servers don’t wear bras—Frittatas with free tatas
8:52 AM · Mar 10, 2018
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Kareem
@CrispyKareem
“free tatas and frittatas” one of many best lines from @SHOBlackMonday by @DonCheadle
character Maurice Monroe…LOL..that line has to be on a T-Shirt sometime soon…please..lol
6:21 PM · Jan 25, 2019
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S❄ZU
@Sozu__
broke: fritos are not free toes!
woke: frittatas are not free tatas!
10:30 PM · Dec 7, 2019
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Mike Solomon
@solomania
Frittatas imply the existence of expensivetatas.
7:43 AM · Aug 11, 2021
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/webguy1975 May 7, 2023
Frittatas are so much better than expensive tatas.
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r/oneliners
@funnyoneliners
Frittatas are so much better than expensive tatas.
3:16 PM · May 7, 2023