“Fortune tellers are either depressed or hysterically manic. Why can’t I find a happy medium?

“A happy medium” is a saying that doesn’t mean a fortune teller, but there are jokes.
 
“All fortune tellers seem to be either depressed or hysterically manic.  Why can’t I find a happy medium?” was posted on Twitter by Bob Golen on June 22, 2015. “All of the fortune tellers I’ve met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can’t I find a happy medium?” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on July 31, 2020.
 
   
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
All fortune tellers seem to be either depressed or hysterically manic.  Why can’t I find a happy medium?
8:37 PM · Jun 22, 2015 from Ohio, USA·Twitter Web Client
   
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SpookyBingo
@SpookyBingo
All of the fortune tellers I’ve met are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic.
Why can’t I find a happy medium?
9:13 AM · Jun 23, 2015·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/kickypie July 31, 2020
All of the fortune tellers I’ve met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic.
Why can’t I find a happy medium?