Fizzician (fizz + physician)
Soda jerks sometimes jocularly called themselves “fizzicians,” (fizz + physician). The jocular term was cited in a May 22, 1876 joke in the St. Albans (VT) Daily Messenger that was reprinted in many other newspapers:
“A young lady on being asked what business her lover was in, and not liking to say he bottled soda, answered, ‘He’s a practising fizzician.’”
“Fountaineer” is another soda fountain position. The term “fizzician” never formally caught on, but has been used as a joke term for over a century.
“What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?”/”He’s a fizzician” is a joke using the “fizzician” word.
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22 May 1876, St. Albans (VT) Daily Messenger, “In General,” pg. 1, col. 6:
A young lady on being asked what business her lover was in, and not liking to say he bottled soda, answered, “He’s a practising fizzician.”
23 May 1876, The Daily Graphic (New York, NY), pg. 687, col. 1:
A young lady on being asked what business her lover was in, and not liking to say he bottled soda, answered, “He’s a practising fizzician.”
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6 July 1876, Decatur (IL) Republican, pg. 5, col. 1:
A young lady on being asked what business her lover was in, and not liking to say he bottled soda, answered, “He’s a practicing fizzician.”
Chronicling America
28 July 1876, The True Northerner (Paw Paw, MI), “Wit and Humor,” pg. 6, col. 6:
A YOUNG LADY on being asked what business her lover was in, and not liking to say the bottled soda line, answered: “He’s a practising fizzician.”
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30 September 1876, The London Journal, pg. 222, col. 2:
A FIZZICIAN.—A young lady on being asked what business her lover was in, and not liking to say the bottled soda line, answered: “He’s a practising fizzician.”
6 July 1882, Chicago (IL) Daily Tribune, “Humor,” pg. 10, col. 1:
A young woman in New York drank four glasses of soda-water in succession, and still did not have to call a fizzician.
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The Sanitary Era
Volume 4
1889
Pg. 64:
THE SMART YOUNG MAN said he had not been in the drug store very long, but he had been at the soda-fountain long enough to be fizzician. — Washington Critic.
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December 1929, Boys’ Life, “Think and Grin” edited by Francis J. Rigney, pg. 56, col. 3:
Fizz
FIZZ: Hey, Bill,did your brother get that job?
BILL: No, but he got. another job as a Fizzician.
JOE: What sort of a job is that?
BILL: Oh, you know, the fellow who does his stuff behind the soda fountain.
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Jokes, Puns, and Riddles
By David Allen Clark
Illustrated by Lionel Kalish
Garden City, NY: Doubleday
1968
Pg. 21:
Soda Jerk — A licensed fizzician.
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Contemporary English
By Richard T. Maguire
Morristown, NJ: Silver Biurdett
1973
Pg. 297:
Fizzician, a second stage (the first being fountaineer) in the advance from soda jerk, was reported by PM [a former newspaper] in 1938.
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June 1978, Boys’ Life, “Think & Grin,” pg. 82, col. 2:
Daffynishion: Soda jerk — A licensed fizzician. — Jeff Ruffing, Menasha, Wis.
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Sundae Best:
A History of Soda Fountains
By Anne Cooper Funderburg
Bowling Green, OH: Bowling Green State University Popular Press
2002
Pg. 160:
Some industry publications promoted “fountaineer” and “fizzician” as occupational titles that sounded more professional, but neither caught on.
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Ice Cream Joe:
The Valley Dairy Story and America’s Love Affair with Ice Cream
BY Richard David Wissolik and Joseph E. Greubel
Latrobe, PA: Publications of the Saint Vincent College Center for Northern Appalachian Studies
2004
Pg. 79:
Joe E. Greubel gets more free publicity than any “fizzician” I know.