“Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking your first cup of coffee. But here’s the thing. No”

“Experts,” such as doctors, can tell you how to run your life. However, you don’t have to follow their advice.
   
“Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking your first cup of coffee. But here’s the thing. No” was posted on Threads by blond380mber on July 24, 2026, and this received over 23,700 likes.
   
“Experts say that you should only eat 6-15 fries at a time. But here’s the thing. No” was posted on Bluesky by Humor Satire Memes on November 1, 2026.
   
   
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blond380mber
07/24/26
Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking your first cup of coffee.
But here’s the thing.
No.  1/2
   
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Timothy
@fwtimini
Experts say you should wait 60–90 minutes after waking up before drinking your first cup of coffee.
But here’s the thing.
No.
2:35 AM · Jul 25, 2026
 
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BJ Weinman
@bjweinman.bsky.social
Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking your first cup of coffee.
But here’s the thing.
No.
3:13 PM · Sep 26, 2026
   
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Douglas A. Boneparth
@dougboneparth
Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking coffee.
But here’s the thing.
No.
8:55 AM · Oct 27, 2026
 
Bluesky
Humor Satire Memes
@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Experts say that you should only eat 6-15 fries at a time.
But here’s the thing.
No.
7:25 PM · Nov 1, 2026
 
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ChronicIllnessHumor
@HumorChronic
Experts say that you should only eat 6-15 fries at a time.
But here’s the thing.
No.
7:26 PM · Nov 1, 2026