"Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or…

“Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or ‘just a friend’” and “Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn’t/won’t text me back” are jocular sayings that have been printed on many images. “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening” is a famous saying by New York (NY) Times drama critic Alexander Woollcott (1887-1943).

“Everything I like is either illegal, expensive, or doesn’t text me back…” was posted on Twitter by Caitlin Manley on September 14, 2014. “Everything I like is either illegal, expensive, or won’t text me back” was posted on Twitter by s a r a on September 16, 2014.

“Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or thinks of me as just a friend” was posted on Twitter by Lost Boy on December 19, 2018. “everything i like is either illegal, expensive or ‘just a friend” was posted on Twitter by Patrick Brashler (and others) on December 25, 2018.

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Caitlin Manley
@sofilikes2party
Everything I like is either illegal, expensive, or doesn’t text me back…
2:29 PM · Sep 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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s a r a
@twigasaurus
Everything I like is either illegal, expensive, or won’t text me back.
12:15 PM · Sep 16, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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𝕄𝕒𝕞𝕒𝔹𝕚𝕣𝕕
@Sarahbird92
Everything I like is either illegal, expensive, or doesn’t text me back.
1:50 PM · Sep 16, 2014·Twitter for Android

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Suede
@obeysyed
Everything I like is either fattening, illegal, expensive, or won’t text me back
6:25 PM · Sep 22, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Fally
@fal_fal_
”@AedanMcHugh: Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or won’t text me back”
3:55 PM · Sep 26, 2014·Twitter for Android

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Lost Boy
@LaynePShurtz
Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or thinks of me as just a friend.
4:23 PM · Dec 19, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Patrick Brashler
@PatrickBrashler
everything i like is either illegal, expensive or ‘just a friend’
12:01 AM · Dec 25, 2018 from Marysville, WA·Twitter for iPhone

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Rehan Shoukat
@literallyRehan
everything i like is either illegal, expensive or ‘just a friend’
1:05 AM · Dec 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Hamza
@hmzsaeed13
Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or just a friend.
4:53 AM · Dec 25, 2018·Twitter for Android

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The Sesh Life.
December 26, 2018 ·
everything i like is either illegal, expensive or ‘just a friend’

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Memely
June 26, 2019 ·
Everything i like is either illegal, expensive or ‘just a friend’

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king Tonga
@FujieMikozi
Everything I like is either expensive illegal Or doesn’t text me back
5:58 AM · Nov 19, 2020·Twitter for Android

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MerchantBanker
@MerchantBanke17
Everything I like is either..
Expensive,illegal or won’t text me back!!
3:44 PM · Nov 21, 2020·Twitter for Android

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hajer Arafat
@hajer_arafat
Everything i like is either illegal, expensive or “just a friend”
Life’s so unfair.
10:22 PM · Nov 22, 2020·Twitter for Android

“Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn’t text me back”