“Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton”

A “wonton” dumpling sounds like “one ton,” and there’s a pun:
 
“Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.”
 
The jocular one-line saying was posted on Twitter on August 16, 2012.
 
“How much does a dumpling weigh?”/“Wonton” and “What’s the heaviest soup in the world?”/“Wonton soup” are other puns on “wonton.”
 
 
Wikipedia: Wonton
A wonton (also spelled wantan, wanton, or wuntun in transcription from Cantonese; Mandarin: húndun) is a type of dumpling commonly found in a number of Chinese cuisines.
 
Twitter
WritingInBed
‏@WritingInBed
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
12:17 AM - 16 Aug 2012
 
Twitter
Heather Kennard
‏@NardDog101
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
11:39 AM - 16 Aug 2012
 
Twitter
Butters Stotch
‏@ButtersThatsMe_
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
12:22 AM - 14 Nov 2012
 
Facebook
Keili Rae
with Cruz Sena at Home Sweet Home.
November 14, 2012 · Portland, OR ·
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
 
Funny Status
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
April 22, 2014 Food Status Updates
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
 
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Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
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