“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself”

“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters, usually with a picture of an eight-slice pizza. “Any size pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the whole thing by yourself” was cited on Twitter on August 4, 2010.
 
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself” was cited on Twitter on September 1, 2011. The joke has been credited to Alex Branson.
     
 
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Mike Leffingwell
‏@mikeleffingwell
Any size pizza is a personal pizza if you eat the whole thing by yourself.
1:33 AM - 4 Aug 2010
 
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Zenaidda
‏@Zenaidda
No matter what size you get, every pizza is a personal pizza. http://i.imgur.com/XIBVr.png
8:36 PM - 25 Nov 2010
 
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Matt Erspamer
‏@erspamer_matt
Technically a large is a personal pizza if the whole thing’s for you.  #dothemath
5:26 PM - 19 Jul 2011
 
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MusikAnimal
‏@MusikAnimal
every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
New York, NY
10:57 PM - 1 Sep 2011
 
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Jeffrey Douglass
‏@jeffreydouglass
RT @bransonbranson: every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
11:08 PM - 1 Sep 2011
 
Slacktory
Follow Friday: @Bransonbranson
by Nick Douglas
2012/06/08 at 8:00 am
Alex Branson‘s jokes indicate a deep understanding of the internet’s vernacular, the ways we actually end up talking and interpreting words online. That sounds dry, but I’m talking about forum wars and sexts:
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every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself
— BRASNON (@bransonbranson) November 16, 2010
 
WeKnowMemes
Every Pizza Is A Personal Pizza
– MARCH 9, 2013
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.
   
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MARENAH DOBIN @REENARACHEL
10.10.2014
Recently, I’ve seen a quote making the social media rounds and it really spoke to me: “Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”