“Either Coke or Pepsi is fine. I’m bi-carbonate”

“Bicarbonate of soda” has nothing to do with Coke or Pepsi or bisexuality, but there are jokes.
     
“If I drink Pepsi or coke does that make me bi-carbonated?” was posted on Twitter by Martin Quinn on July 9, 2013. “Pepsi or Coke is OK by me.  I’m bi-carbonated” was posted on Twitter by Bob Golen on October 12, 2021.
   
       
Wikipedia: Sodium bicarbonate
Sodium bicarbonate (IUPAC name: sodium hydrogen carbonate), commonly known as baking soda or bicarbonate of soda, is a chemical compound with the formula NaHCO3. It is a salt composed of a sodium cation (Na+) and a bicarbonate anion (HCO3−). Sodium bicarbonate is a white solid that is crystalline, but often appears as a fine powder. It has a slightly salty, alkaline taste resembling that of washing soda (sodium carbonate). The natural mineral form is nahcolite. It is a component of the mineral natron and is found dissolved in many mineral springs.
 
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Martin Quinn
@darthmolson
If I drink Pepsi or coke does that make me bi-carbonated?
10:46 AM · Jul 9, 2013·UberSocial for Android
 
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uri5el
@zebrasyndicate
Me: Pepsi please.
Waiter: is Coke OK?
Me: Eh, whatever.  I’m bi-carbonate.
7:36 PM · Oct 11, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Jeff Gaddie
@UncleThunderOKC
Them: Do you prefer Coke or Pepsi?
Me: Either, I’m bicarbonate.
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Ralph Nelson Willett
@NorthernOvation
· Aug 20
GROCERY STORE CHECKER: “Paper or plastic?”
DAD: “Either, I’m bisacktual.”
#dadjokes
2:41 PM · Aug 21, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Pepsi or Coke is OK by me.  I’m bi-carbonated.
9:19 PM · Oct 12, 2021·Twitter Web App