"Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from…

“Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless” was posted on Bluesky by Marc on January 9, 2025. and on X/Twitter by Julio, Marc’s Imaginary Pet Monkey on August 9, 2025.

The logic is not flawless, and the statement is meant to be taken as a joke. Yes, eating all the donuts today will prevent eating those donuts tomorrow, but maybe tomorrow the speaker will buy more donuts?

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Marc
‪@runoldman.bsky.social‬
Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow.
My logic is flawless.
9:17 AM · Jan 9, 2025

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Julio, Marc’s Imaginary Pet Monkey
@MonkeysMarch
Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.
7:19 AM · Aug 9, 2025

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Ron Johnson
August 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM ·
I just figured out eating all of the donuts now will keep me from eating any more donuts tomorrow.

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All You Can Eat
December 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM ·
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(“Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless” is shown on an image.—ed.)