"Don't eat radioactive food. You'll get…

“Atomic ache” sounds a bit like “a tummy ache.”

“Eating uranium can cause atomic ache” was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: rec.humor on April 22, 1991. “What do you get when you eat Uranium? Atomic Ache” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on March 2, 1992. “What happens when you eat uranium? You get atomic ache” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on April 27, 1992. “If you swallow uranium you will probably get atomic ache” was posted on the newsgroup bit.listserv.travel-l on September 14, 1996. “Never eat uranium. You’ll get atomic ache” was posted on X/Twitter by Doc on March 16, 2020.

“Did you hear about the man who ate radioactive food?? He got atomic ache” was posted on X/Twitter by Annelle Buchanan on February 4, 2021. “DON’T EAT RADIOACTIVE FOOD. YOU’LL GET ATOMIC-ACHE” was posted on Facebook by Roger Guy English on July 31, 2022.

Google Groups: rec.humor
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Scott Thurston (ex-zoomie)
Apr 22, 1991, 8:14:12 PM
(...)
“Eating uranium can cause atomic ache”, said Tom with a high-pitched voice. (Uranium is found in pitchblende, for those of you who find the antecedent a little obscure.)

Google Groups: rec.humor
Paul
Mar 2, 1992, 1:01:42 PM
What do you get when you eat Uranium?
Atomic Ache

Google Groups: rec.humor
Paul
Apr 27, 1992, 12:20:14 PM
What happens when you eat uranium?
You get atomic ache.

Google Groups: rec.humor
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Henry Cate III
Jul 23, 1993, 8:09:17 PM
Date: 16 Jun 92
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Sarah M. Elkins sifted the following from rec.humor:
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What happens when you eat uranium?
You get atomic ache.

Google Groups: bit.listserv.travel-l
puns for the weekend
Sonnie Willis
Sep 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
Past Puns of the day
(...)
42. If you swallow uranium you will probably get atomic ache.

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 12-31-99
Stan Kegel
Jan 1, 2000, 3:00:00 AM
(...)
What do you get when you eat Uranium? Atomic Ache (Ron Klar)

Google Groups: alt.humor
What happens when you eat uranium?
Craig Bennett
Apr 18, 2001, 11:08:27 PM
What happens when you eat uranium?
You get atomic ache.

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 03/15/02
Stan Kegel
Mar 16, 2002, 1:12:48 AM
(...)
If you swallow uranium you will probably get atomic ache. (Pun of the Day)

X/Twitter
Sona Oakley
@sona310
lunch pun #449: If you swallow uranium you will probably get atomic ache. :D
4:45 PM · Jul 10, 2008

X/Twitter
vina_vagle24
@vina_vagle24
What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.
6:41 PM · Sep 22, 2009

X/Twitter
John Pointon
@jpointon
Twitterpun : If you swallow uranium you will probably get atomic ache.
4:20 AM · Oct 18, 2009

X/Twitter
M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™
@MonotoneofBill
What do you get if you eat Uranium?
You get Atomic ache.
8:41 AM · Oct 29, 2012

Reddit—Jokes
marcoesquandolas13—August 5, 2016
What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium?
Atomic ache

X/Twitter
Doc 
@DocAtCDI
Never eat uranium.
You’ll get atomic ache.
6:56 AM · Mar 16, 2020

X/Twitter
Annelle Buchanan
@AnnelleBuchana8
#FeelGoodFeb @OWPSMacaws Alex’s joke: Did you hear about the man who ate radioactive food?? He got atomic ache. 🤢🤪
3:39 PM · Feb 4, 2021

Reddit—ApparentJokes
DokCyber—March 25, 2022
Never eat uranium. You’ll get atomic ache.

Facebook
Roger Guy English
July 31, 2022 at 6:59 PM ·
DON’T EAT RADIOACTIVE FOOD. YOU’LL GET ATOMIC-ACHE.

Facebook
Roger Guy English
July 31, 2023 at 10:47AM ·
DON’T EAT RADIOACTIVE FOOD. YOU’LL GET ATOMIC-ACHE!!

X/Twitter
Doc 
@DocAtCDI
Never eat uranium.
You’ll get atomic ache.
9:30 PM · Apr 10, 2024
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X/Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
If you eat uranium you’ll probably get atomic ache
10:30 PM · May 5, 2024

X/Twitter
Funny Dad Jokes
@FunnyDadJokess
What do you get when you eat Uranium?
Atomic ache.
7:39 AM · May 12, 2024

X/Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I’ve just eaten some radioactive food.
Now I have Atomic ache.
7:30 AM · Jul 15, 2024

“Don’t eat radioactive food. You’ll get atomic ache”