“Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is”

“Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is” is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker (who probably has marijuana in the home) prefers cats.
 
“Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on April 28, 2018, and it received over 68,000 “up” votes. “Dogs might be ‘man’s best friend,’ but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are” (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on September 23, 2020.
 
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
[deleted]—April 28, 2018
Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.
 
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Ale Meikle
April 29, 2018 at 3:06 PM ·
The dog might be man’s best friend, but the cat will never tell the police where the weed is… 😼
 
iFunny
LaughMask
23 sep 2020
“mans best friend”. ..but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are., Dogs might be
 
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FACTS SA
October 18, 2020 at 2:56 PM ·
Dogs might be “man’s best friend”
But a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are😴
 
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Vintagebobt
@bobstackle
A dog may well be a man’s best friend but a cat will never tell the police where your marijuana is…
3:58 AM · Jul 31, 2024
 
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Fountainhead Forum
@FountainheadFm
One person did point out that a cat will never tell the police where your marijuana is.
1:19 PM · Sep 10, 2024
 
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ayamy.eth
@ayamy_eth
The dog may be man’s best friend but the cat will never tell the police where the drugs are hidden
5:02 PM · Sep 29, 2024
 
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Indian Vicks.
@NamenotI
A dog may be man’s best friend. 
But a cat will never tell the police where your weed is hidden.
7:52 PM · Oct 2, 2024
 
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Belisarius ☧
@acedoteth
Dogs might be mans best friend, but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs at
4:46 PM · Oct 12, 2024
 
Bluesky
Tranquility of Solitude
‪@apanthrope.bsky.social‬
[Dogs may be a man’s best friend, but a cat will never tell the police where your drugs are.
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Apr 16, 2025, 10:19 AM
 
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Vintagebobt
@bobstackle
A dog may well be a man’s best friend but a cat will never tell the police where your marijuana is…
1:45 AM · Jul 31, 2025
 
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
(“Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is” is shown on an image.—ed.)
10:34 PM · Nov 26, 2025