“‘Does this uniform make me look fat?’—the insecurity guard”

“‘Does this uniform make me look fat?’—the insecurity guard” is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on GIFs. “‘Does this uniform make my ass look fat?’ - Insecurity guard” was posted on Twitter on February 17, 2012.
 
 
Twitter
Depressed Writer
‏@NJO
“Does this uniform make my ass look fat?” - Insecurity guard.
11:05 PM - 17 Feb 2012
 
Twitter
Sue Galloway
‏@suedgalloway
Does this uniform make me look fat? - the insecurity guard
3:14 PM - 7 Jun 2012
 
Twitter
Chris Burns
‏@OneFunnyBastard
I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn’t make me look fat - Insecurity guard
4:22 PM - 29 Jul 2013
 
reddit
“Does this uniform make me look fat?” - Insecurity Guard (self.oneliners)
submitted May 9, 2014 by iwannaelroyyou
 
Twitter
Bad Joke Cat
‏@BadJokeCat
“Does this uniform make me look fat?” - Insecurity Guard
6:10 AM - 7 Aug 2014
 
Facebook
Tim Whybrow
March 8, 2916
“Does this uniform make me look fat?”
- insecurity guard
 
reddit
“Does this uniform make me look fat?”
submitted May 13, 2016 by Gooners47
Asked the insecurity guard.