“Doctor: Have you had any unexplained weight gain over the past year?  Me: No, there are explanations.”

Doctors often ask about any “explained weight gain,” but a patient usually knows where the fat came from. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Just Me…Dee🐟 on December 17, 2023:
   
“Doctor: Have you had any unexplained weight gain over the past year?
Me: No, there are explanations…”
 
 
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Doctor: Have you had any unexplained weight gain over the past year?
Me: No, there are explanations…
12:22 PM · Dec 17, 2023
 
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Nurse: “Have you had any unexplained weight gain this past year?”
Me: “No, there are explanations.”
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10:07 AM · Oct 10, 2025
 
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My Doctor: Have you had any unexplained weight gain this past year?
Me: No, there are explanations.
9:38 AM · Jan 17, 2026
 
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Doctor: “Have you had any unexplained weight gain in the past year?”
Me: “No there are explanations.”
8:47 AM · Jan 19, 2026