“Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in Apple? He was in cider trading”
“In cider trading” is a pun on “insider trading.”
“I was thrown out of the London Stock Exchange for standing in a bucket of Scrumpy, apparently there’s rules against in cider trading” was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on July 25, 2010. (Scrumpy is a type of cider originating in the West of England.) “Got thrown out of the Stock Exchange for sitting in a bath full of Scrumpy, I was done for in cider trading” was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on April 5, 2014. “Got thrown out of the Stock Exchange for sitting in a bath full of Scrumpy, I was done for in cider trading” was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on January 17, 2019.
“It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice. Because that would be in cider trading” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes was posted on April 10, 2021.
“The produce industry has been shaken by a scandal involving apple farmers. Incider trading” was posted on Twitter by jonathan katz on March 30, 2013. “Why are so many West Country farmers going to prison? They’re in cider trading” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 29, 2015. “Apple farmers in upstate New York were involved incider trading. Please forgive me” was posted on Twitter by jonathan katz on August 8, 2018.
“My fren gave me stock tips about fermented apple products, but instead I was arrested for in cider trading” was posted on Twitter by Team Two Dogs on January 30, 2020. “Took a tip to buy shares in fermented apple juice. Got accused of in cider trading.#1PUN” was posted on Twitter by Tony B on February 27, 2020. “Dad Joke of the Day: You can get arrested for buying and selling fermented apple juice on the open market because that’s in cider trading” was posted on Twitter by c0nc0rdance on April 10, 2021.
“Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune in @Apple ? Turns out it was in cider trading! #dadjokes” was posted on Twitter by Hagood Morrison II, SIOR on March 25, 2021. “Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apple? Turns out he was in cider trading” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on April 10, 2021.
Wikipedia: Insider trading
Insider trading is the trading of a public company’s stock or other securities (such as bonds or stock options) based on material, nonpublic information about the company. In various countries, some kinds of trading based on insider information is illegal. This is because it is seen as unfair to other investors who do not have access to the information, as the investor with insider information could potentially make larger profits than a typical investor could make. The rules governing insider trading are complex and vary significantly from country to country. The extent of enforcement also varies from one country to another. The definition of insider in one jurisdiction can be broad, and may cover not only insiders themselves but also any persons related to them, such as brokers, associates, and even family members. A person who becomes aware of non-public information and trades on that basis may be guilty of a crime.
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Too Live Krewe
Feb 9, 1994, 6:54:40 AM
(...)
-> Make predictions while floating submerged in fizzy apple juice.
Carmine tries it, and it works. “It works?” his advisors ask. “Yeah, it works.
What, haven’t you heard of in-cider trading?”
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 10/25/02
Stan Kegel
Oct 27, 2002, 9:37:06 PM
(...)
Martha Stewart just can’t seem to stay out of trouble. Federal investigators looking through her kitchen came across an entire storeroom full of MacIntoshes. When questioned about this cache she’d stashed, she was hard pressed to give a logical answer. Now she’s being charged with what? In-cider trading (Gary Hallock)
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 02-21-03
Stan Kegel
Feb 21, 2003, 9:33:08 PM
(...)
Martha Stewart just can’t seem to stay out of trouble. Federal investigators looking through her kitchen came across an entire storeroom full of MacIntoshes. When questioned about this cache she’d stashed, she was hard pressed to give a logical answer. Now she’s being charged with what? In-cider trading (Gary Hallock)
Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 06-06-03
Stan Kegel
Jun 6, 2003, 10:20:44 PM
(...)
Martha Stewart just can’t seem to stay out of trouble. Federal investigators looking through her kitchen came across an entire storeroom full of MacIntosh Apples. When questioned about this cache she’d stashed, she was hard pressed to give a logical answer. Now she’s being charged with “In-cider” trading (Sean/ Daily Groaner)
Twitter
Jonners H
@JonnersH
I was going to sell my shares in Magners for profit just before the stock price crashed - but instead I was charged for Incider Trading
6:39 PM · Apr 19, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
I was thrown out of the London Stock Exchange for standing in a bucket of Scrumpy, apparently there’s rules against in cider trading.
11:19 AM · Jul 25, 2010·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
highfructose
@highfructose
VP of Mott’s apple juice division got busted the other day. He was sending company financials to friends hidden in bottles. Incider trading.
2:54 PM · Oct 10, 2010·Twitterrific for iOS
Twitter
Tomas
@M0by_Duck
A man’s been arrested for only using the stock exchange whilst sat in an Apple based alcoholic beverage. He’s charged with incider trading.
3:59 AM · Dec 30, 2011·Twitter for Android
Twitter
jonathan katz
@jonathan_katz
The produce industry has been shaken by a scandal involving apple farmers. Incider trading.
2:41 PM · Mar 30, 2013·Twitter Web Client
Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
Got thrown out of the Stock Exchange for sitting in a bath full of Scrumpy, I was done for in cider trading.
6:51 AM · Apr 5, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/The_Rogue_Historian March 29, 2015
Why are so many West Country farmers going to prison?
They’re in cider trading.
Twitter
Rob
@_Bankrobber_
I wasn’t allowed to swap my Magners for a Bulmers because of in cider trading rules.
3:29 AM · Aug 29, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Todd Only Knows
@tr_wildebeest
Replying to @MrBonMot
I was trying to make a go of selling fermented apple juice, but I was a victim of in cider trading.
10:49 AM · Nov 23, 2017·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ramblinrabble May 13, 2018
I drank a bunch of Angry Orchard and called my broker
I guess you can say I did some in-cider trading
Twitter
jonathan katz
@jonathan_katz
Apple farmers in upstate New York were involved incider trading. Please forgive me.
6:52 PM · Aug 8, 2018·Twitter Web Client
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/changhaobyu December 14, 2018
It’s illegal to exchange fermented apples
Since you might be arrested for in-cider trading
Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
Got thrown out of the Stock Exchange for sitting in a bath full of Scrumpy, I was done for in cider trading.
3:09 AM · Jan 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Bernie Banter
@BanterBernie
I’ve made a packet buying futures in sour apples to make scrumpy.
Now I’m worried I’ll be accused of in cider trading.
10:38 AM · Jul 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Church Curmudgeon
@ChrchCurmudgeon
I once made a fortune investing in apple juice, but then I was busted for in cider trading.
8:05 AM · Oct 9, 2019·Twitter for iPad
Twitter
Team Two Dogs
@lchanwrites
My fren gave me stock tips about fermented apple products, but instead I was arrested for in cider trading
7:27 PM · Jan 30, 2020·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Tony B
@tubebaker
Took a tip to buy shares in fermented apple juice. Got accused of in cider trading.#1PUN
8:00 AM · Feb 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/iwasgeoff December 4, 2020
Why do cinnamon sticks have such great stock advice all the time?
Because there all in cider, trading.
Twitter
Flip
@tripflopper
Apple farmer up the street really got busted for incider trading damn
6:42 PM · Dec 7, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Rob Neal
@RobertArgueNeal
My father’s last financial advice to me was:
“Buy a bunch of Apple stock.”
Is it considered in cider trading? A juicy tale for sure…
I misunderstood him, so I bought an orchard by accident. #iBad
2:16 AM · Dec 23, 2020·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Jesse
@JesseDoctor
Got a hot tip to invest in apple and cinnamon stocks, call that in cider trading.
4:22 PM · Jan 27, 2021·Twitter Web App
Twitter
Hagood Morrison II, SIOR
@hmorrison63
Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune in
@Apple ? Turns out it was in cider trading! #dadjokes
6:14 AM · Mar 25, 2021 from South Carolina, USA·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/flippantteacup March 27, 2021
Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apple?
Turns out he was in cider trading
Twitter
THE BUNTZ# 23
@TheBURGERMEIST2
I got arrested for buying a million Apple shares.
They said I was in cider trading.
3:14 AM · Apr 1, 2021·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/canyuse April 10, 2021
It’s illegal to sell stocks from inside a bath of sparkling apple juice
Because that would be in cider trading
Twitter
c0nc0rdance
@c0nc0rdance
Dad Joke of the Day:
You can get arrested
for buying and
selling fermented
apple juice on the
open market
because that’s
in cider trading.
#DJotD
10:59 AM · Apr 10, 2021·Twitter Web App