“Did you hear about the carpenter who drank on the job? He got hammered”

“I used to go out with a carpenter.  He got hammered every night” is a drinking pun that was posted on Twitter by TrishB on November 15, 2010. “Did you hear about the carpenter who drank too many screwdrivers? He got hammered” was posted on Twitter by Crack Head on June 22, 2011.
 
“Did you hear about the carpenter who drank on the job? He got hammered” was posted on Reddit—Cleanjokes on February 16, 2019.
 
   
Twitter
TrishB
@StormingTeacup
Replying to @GeneHunt
@GeneHunt I used to go out with a carpenter.  He got hammered every night.
3:14 PM - 15 Nov 2010
 
Twitter
Crack Head
@LovesTheCrack
Did you hear about the carpenter who drank too many screwdrivers? He got hammered.
12:07 PM - 22 Jun 2011
   
Twitter
AJ
@ajsmith2369
Why did the carpenter get fired?
He got hammered on the job.
5:46 AM - 1 Jan 2019
 
Reddit—Cleanjokes
Posted by u/postmodernhippiegoth February 16, 2019
Did you hear about the carpenter who drank on the job?
He got hammered
 
Twitter
keepingitcreel
@Keepingitcreel
Did you hear about the carpenter who drank on the job? He got hammered
10:43 PM - 16 Feb 2019