Decafate

“Decafate” was the Urban Dictionary’s “Urban Word of the Day” for June 20, 2013. According to the original Urban Dictionary entry from June 18, 2013, “decafate” means “The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.” The word “decafate” is similar to “defecate,” or to empty one’s bowels. The word “decafate” seemingly contains the word “decaf” (decaffeinated coffee), or it could imply “de-coffee-ate.”
 
“Don’t ever confuse defecate with decafate. If it’s decaf. in the morning, the defac. ain’t happening” was cited in print in November 2008. “Decafate (v.): Getting rid of things that are bad for you” was a tweet on January 25, 2012.
 
   
Wiktionary: defecate
Verb
defecate (third-person singular simple present defecates, present participle defecating, simple past and past participle defecated)
1.(now rare) To purify, to clean of dregs etc.
2.(now rare, transitive) To purge; to pass (something) as excrement.
3.(intransitive) To empty one’s bowels of feces.
 
Wiktionary: decaf
Noun
decaf (plural decafs)
1.(informal) a decaffeinated coffee, tea, or soft drink.
 
Unicyclist Community
How long does it take you to get to the toilet once you detect the urge to defecate?
UniBrier
2008-11-10, 05:12 AM
I’ve POOPed while unicycling (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64057)many times.
Don’t ever confuse defecate with decafate. If it’s decaf. in the morning, the defac. ain’t happening. Caffeine and smooth muscles were made for each other.
 
Twitter
Steve‏
@DivorceZen
Decafate (v.): Getting rid of things that are bad for you @SuuperG: Decafalon (n.): Getting through the day consuming only good things.
8:53 AM - 25 Jan 12
 
Urban Dictionary
decafate
The act of purging after drinking coffee, anally or otherwise.
Two lattes and I needed to decafate bad.
by tsultrim Jun 18, 2013