Day 5—Thursday

The following words or phrases are about Thursday:
   
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Better days are just around the corner. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday”
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing coffee”
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing tequila”
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the beer”
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the wine!”
“Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my ‘Woo Hoo!’ for Friday”
“Happy Thursday! Sorry, but I’m saving my ‘Woohoo!’ for Friday”
“Happy Thursday!!! You may now return to your regularly scheduled coffee”
“How the days feel: Mooooooonday Tueeeeeesday Weednesday Thuursday Friday Strdy S”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
“I just got off the phone with Friday… She’ll be here tomorrow and she is bringing wine!!”
“idk how to explain this but Thursday, October and 8:00 PM are all the same”
“If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?”
“It’s Friday!!!! Sorry, just practicing for tomorrow”
“It’s Thursday, or as I like to call it: Day 4 of the hostage situation”
“It’s Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian”
“Monday: Here we f**king go again. Tuesday: Hate it here. Wednesday: How TF is it only Wednesday…”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday”
“Pretty rude that it’s not Friday, but ok”
“Sure Happy It’s Thursday” (“shit” backronym); “So Happy It’s Thursday, Friday Is Tomorrow”
“Thnk God It’s Almost Friday” or “Thank Goodness It’s Almost Friday” (TGIAF)
“Thank Goodness It’s Almost Friday” or “Thank God It’s Almost Friday” (TGIAF)
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“The only thing I throwback on a Thursday is a glass of wine”
“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day, It’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday”
“Thursday—the most useless day of the week”
“Thursdays are just wannabes. They wannabe Friday, but they’re not!”
“You ever had a really long week and then realize it’s Thursday?”
“Your weekends last a lot longer if you start drinking on Thursdays”
Black Monday; Black Tuesday; Black Thursday; Black Friday (Wall Street stock declines)
Thirsday (Thursty Thirsday)
Thirstday (thirst + Thursday)
Thirsty Thursday
Thumbs Up Thursday