Day 4—Wednesday

The following words or phrases are about Wednesday:
         
“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day”
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday”
“Happiness is being halfway through the week”
“How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?”/“Tell her a joke on Wednesday.”
“How the days feel: Mooooooonday Tueeeeeesday Weednesday Thuursday Friday Strdy S”
“Hump Day: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
“Hump Day Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays”
“I think of Wednesday as the middle finger of the work week”
“It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long, I thought it was Wednesday!”
“Monday: Here we f**king go again. Tuesday: Hate it here. Wednesday: How TF is it only Wednesday…”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday blink Monday”
“Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday blink Monday”
“My boss yelled, ‘You’ve been late 3 times this week, Do you know what that means?‘“ (Wednesday joke)
“No one gets sick on Wednesdays”
“Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Wednesday”
“Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
“Nothing ruins Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday”
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“The ‘W’ in Wednesday stands for wine”
“The worst part about Friday is realizing it’s only Wednesday”
“Unexpected side effect of Taco Tuesday? Wet Fart Wednesday”
“Wednesday is Latin for ‘almost Friday‘“
“Wednesday is Latin for ‘it’s almost Friday‘“
“Wednesday is like small Friday”
“Wednesday is like the middle finger of the week”
“Wednesday: not as depressing as Monday, not as exciting as Friday”
“Wednesday (noun): still not Friday”
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
“Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week”
“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week”
“What’s the best day to fly a kite?”/“Windsday.”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but better”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but more fun”
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, only cooler”
“Wine makes Wednesdays wonderful”
“Wine Wednesday: Like a little holiday in the middle of the week”
“You ever had a really long week and then realize it’s Wednesday?”
Carvel (Flying Saucer, Wednesday is Sundae, et al.)
Hump Day
Waffle Wednesday
Wasted Wednesday
Wiener Wednesday
Welfare Wednesday (Food Stamp Friday)
Whiskey Wednesday
Wine Wednesday
Winesday Wednesday
Wing Wednesday