"Cremation: my last chance to have a smokin'…

“Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body” (or “Cremation: my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images

“Cremation is my last chance for a smokin’ hot body” was posted on Twitter by Carb Dashian 🥞 on October 22, 2013. “Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body” was posted on Twitter by TJ on November 21, 2013. “Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body” was posted on Twitter by (T)HOT CHOCOLATE on February 14, 2014.

The joke possibly originated on an image.

Twitter
Carb Dashian 🥞
@fitnemophilist
Cremation is my last chance for a smokin’ hot body.
1:37 PM · Oct 22, 2013·Seesmic

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TJ
@tpolk18
Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body.
4:55 PM · Nov 21, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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(T)HOT CHOCOLATE
@petitpadthai
Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body
2:06 PM · Feb 14, 2014·Twitter for Android

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Funeralwise.com
@Funeralwise
Cremation Humor ... my last hope for a smoking hot body. Heritage Funeral Homes, Crematory and Memo http://pinterest.com/pin/252131279113064254/
7:51 PM · Mar 2, 2014·Pinterest

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MISSLEE
@leahsnoray
“being cremated is my last chance of having a smokin hot body”
11:02 PM · Mar 17, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Rachael Moody Forbes
@Rachael6716
“being cremated is my last hope of getting a smoking hot body”
9:44 PM · Mar 26, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Kelly Marie
@K__Marie__B
“cremation: my last hope for a smoking hot body”
4:28 PM · Apr 4, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
Cremation… my last chance at a smokin’ hot body.
12:42 AM · Aug 22, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Danny Devito
@lusxt
Being cremated is my last chance at getting a smoking hot body lmao
8:12 AM · Nov 27, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Yik Yak
@YikYakApp
“Being cremated is my last hope for having a smoking hot body.” — University of Florida
4:02 PM · Jan 9, 2015·TweetDeck

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PUNS
@omgthatspunny
I’ve accepted the fact that being cremated is my last hope for a smoking, hot body.
7:08 PM · May 21, 2015·Buffer

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The Filth Element
@nobody_top_me
Want a smokin’ hot body? Get cremated!
12:32 PM · Jan 22, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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Lauren MacAskill
@Laur_MacAskill
The closest I’ll ever come to a smoking hot body is when I’m cremated.
7:10 PM · Jan 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

KOAA News5 (CO)
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Posted: 1:45 PM, Sep 23, 2018 Updated: 3:45 PM, Sep 23, 2018
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Google Books
Title Being Cremated Is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body: Funny Retirement Grandma Grandpa Notebook (6x9)
Author Shocking Journals
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1797807471, 9781797807478
Length 122 pages
Subjects Family & Relationships › Death, Grief, Bereavement

Google Books
Title Cremation… My Last Chance to Have a Smokin’ Hot Body: A Blank, Lined Journal/Notebook/Diary to Write In
Author Nancy Nuce
Publisher Independently Published, 2019
ISBN 1797945173, 9781797945170
Length 150 pages