“Could you toast some bread?”/(raises wine glass) “Here’s to bread!”

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Twitter
Pinot Evil
@TheWinegasm
Him: Toast me some bread please?
Me *raising wine glass
Here’s to bread!
4:49 AM · Feb 17, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/Perfumo August 5, 2020
My wife has a drinking problem. I asked her to toast some bread for breakfast, she raised her glass and said, “Here’s to bread.”