"Coffee...because I can count the number of hours I…

“Coffee…because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand” is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker needs the caffeine in coffee to stay awake, after having slept for five (or fewer) hours.

“Coffee. Cause I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand” was posted on Twitter by Abbey Buckley on August 27, 2013. “Coffee. Because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand” was posted on Twitter by kellymagee on August 28, 2013. “Coffee - because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand” was posted on Twitter by Leah Page later on August 28, 2013. The coffee saying probably originated on an image.

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Abbey Buckley
@buckleyabbey
Coffee. Cause I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
4:34 AM · Aug 27, 2013·Twitter for Android

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kellymagee
@magee_kelly
Coffee. Because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
10:15 AM · Aug 28, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Leah Page
@leahpaigem
Coffee - because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand
12:46 PM · Aug 28, 2013·Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Alicia ponytail Catra Stan
@alicialsgay
Coffee because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
8:42 AM · Aug 29, 2013·Twitter SMS

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Swedish Canary
@SwedishCanary
Coffee… because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
6:24 AM · Jul 21, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Sunflower Sweetie
@SunnySweetie_
Coffee… Because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
12:00 PM · Apr 21, 2015·Hootsuite

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CaffeineDaily
@CaffeineDailyy
Coffee. Because i can count the number of hours i slept last night on one hand.
#caffeine #caffeinedaily #whatsbrewing #loveyourcoffee
1:41 AM · Oct 8, 2016·Twitter Web Client

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The Gardens Cafe, Kiosk & Events
March 8, 2017 ·
Coffee, because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand. 🤔🙄☕️☕️☕️

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Wifey
@MrsBootsBoots
Coffee because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand
7:45 AM · Jul 18, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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RagingCynic
@CdnWhiskey
Coffee ... because I can count the number of hours I slept last night on one hand.
5:49 AM · Jun 12, 2020·Twitter for Android