Clottery (blood clot + lottery)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, sometimes called “clotshots” because of a tendency to cause blood clots. Taking a vaccine meant taking a chance and entering in a blood clot lottery, dubbed a “clottery.”
“You’ve more chance of winning the lottery than losing the clottery” was posted on Twitter by B12Simon on March 15, 2021. “Good luck! #clottery” was posted on Twitter by Jiminy crockett on March 30, 2021. “national clottery” was posted on Twitter by Brad Reputation on April 3, 2021. “Who’s buying a ticket in the blood clottery?” was posted on Twitter by Rock Harris on April 29, 2021.
Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemic
The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2), first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, China. The outbreak was declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern in January 2020 and a pandemic in March 2020.
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B12Simon
@B12Simon
You’ve more chance of winning the lottery than losing the clottery.
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Gavin Duffy
@GavinDuffy
· Mar 15
Of 17m #AstraZenaca Vaccines in the EU 99.9999% caused zero clotting or the chances of a clot is •00003% that’s 1 person in every 425,000 people vaccinated = approximately just over a chance of 2 people in a million. You have a 1 in 700,000 chance of been struck by lightening.
7:28 AM · Mar 15, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Jiminy crockett
@jimneypot
Replying to @dannytmyers
Good luck! #clottery
2:18 AM · Mar 30, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Brad Reputation
@ReputationBrad
Replying to @declamare and @HugoGye
precisely what i was thinking. they don’t want to create panic by doing it explicitly but they will likely try to avoid giving AZ to people under 40 rather than force them all to take part in the national clottery…
6:55 PM · Apr 3, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Occupy Centrelink
@OccupyMyGov
the vaccine rollout is turning into a clottery. #ClotMorrison
4:07 AM · Apr 12, 2021·Twitter for Android
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DG MEME
@meme_ec
To fight unmotivated panic, DG MEME proposes all #vaccine producers chip in for the game of 2021:
- 1 jab = 1 free Clottery ticket
- if you develop a blood #clot you (or your family) receive 1M€ + a coffee with
@ThierryBreton
CLOTTERY, Supporting Health and Making Wealth!
Johnson & Johnson and 3 others
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Zeke Miller
@ZekeJMiller
· Apr 13
BERLIN (AP) — Johnson & Johnson says it’s delaying rollout of its coronavirus vaccine in Europe amid US probe into rare blood clots.
10:39 AM · Apr 13, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Ringo Lennon
@Ringo_Lennon123
Replying to @DHSCgovuk and @OxfordVacGroup
National Clottery….not playing anymore…are you? It could be you
4:05 AM · Apr 20, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Rick Harris
@RickFHarris
Replying to @fionaclark_ and @9NewsAdel
Who’s buying a ticket in the blood clottery?
10:40 PM · Apr 29, 2021·Twitter Web App
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J.S.7.3
@13orangesbc
Replying to
@13orangesbc
2. ...begs the question as to why authorities are happy to keep jabbing away when they KNOW there are risks each time; welcome to the NATIONAL CLOTTERY
#NationalClottery
Scientists say they have discovered why some jabs cause blood clots
Ellie Peacock (pictured) suffered blood clots after getting a jab. Researchers at Goethe-University of Frankfurt say the problem lies in a common cold virus used so the vaccine can enter the body.
dailymail.co.uk
12:47 PM · May 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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ajtwenty2
@ajtwenty2
Someone just referred to the vaccine as : the clottery . Pretty accurate, I would say .
1:25 AM · May 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Ben Spencer
@BenSpencer_
Got my Astrazeneca dose and a shot at winning the clottery! #abhealth #OpenForSummer #vaccinated #longoddseitherway
4:45 PM · Jun 14, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Dr Susan Bailey
@drsuebai
last Monday, I entered the #clottery #AstraZeneca
9:53 AM · Jun 17, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Tim
@timrb
Replying to @whatuptkhere
Has anyone coined the phrase “AstraZeneca Clottery”?
12:40 AM · Jul 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
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damianslaughter
@druid1111
#ClotShot Have you bought a ticket for the Clottery?
4:06 PM · Jul 14, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Highlander
@ScottAnd67
When you decide to take the jab you are playing the National Clottery.
9:17 AM · Jul 16, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Jon Seeker
@seeker_jon
Replying to @nick_the_geek78
And people are still partaking in The National CLOTtery …when will they wake up ?
8:10 AM · Jul 17, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Dirk - locker bleiben
@Dirk_aus_Hessen
Fantastic Worldplay.
#Clotshot #CLottery
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leilani dowding
@LeilaniDowding
· Jul 18
I won’t be playing.. #clotshot
5:18 AM · Jul 18, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Existence Rebellion
@ExistenceRebel1
Replying to @NHSuk
Unless you win on the national clottery and die #clotshot
8:06 AM · Jul 18, 2021·Twitter Web App
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HighImpactFlix
@HighImpactFlix
You can get this new design on ANYTHING in the store.
https://shop.spreadshirt.com/HighImpactFlix/win+the+national+clottery-A60f4bdbff1e43a37478bc866?productType=812&sellable=lzznDEn8VLS1YaAL28rY-812-7&appearance=328 Thank you @SulleyTruman for the idea!
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“WIN” THE NATIONAL
CLOTTERY
7:54 PM · Jul 18, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Apro Vita
@VitaApro
If you’re going to get vaccinated. Remember it’s a National Clottery and it ‘could be you’
1:48 PM · Jul 19, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Steve #NoMasks - Refusenik
@SteveG06322664
Life for the vaccinated is now a Clottery.
8:17 AM · Jul 20, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Lisa Frideborg
@LisaFrideborg
So far we have #clotshot #jabcab #jabbatoir and #clottery… What’s next?
2:18 AM · Jul 22, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Sarah Plumley BA PGCE
@SarahPlumleyUK
Local nosy-parker:
“Have you been vaccinated?”
Me:
Oh no, dear, one doesn’t play the National Clottery!
6:19 AM · Jul 22, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Coronapass
@CoronapassCy
Replying to
@michaelpbreton
Tell a story about someone who hopped in a #jabcab to get a #clotshot at the #jabbatoir ... it was a #clottery ... etc
9:19 AM · Jul 22, 2021·Twitter for Android
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NorthernStar*
@UnitedS48505405
Things kids are calling the covid vaccine:
- the clot shot
- the Boomer Doomer
The vax centre:
- the National Clottery
- the Jabbattoir
Heard any other good ones?
10:25 AM · Jul 22, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Ms Corona Mucus
@carolinemucas
The National Clottery
#clotshots
#jabbatoirs
#jabcabs
10:24 AM · Jul 23, 2021·Piepmatz
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LH McBride, artist, poet. Druid.
@NoraNed3
Just read something about as good as calling the vaccine centers jabbatoirs: The vaccine Clottery; you won’t find out until it hurts you until it does.
1:38 PM · Jul 23, 2021·Twitter Web App
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Ear Wacks
@ear_wacks
which vein will win the national clottery
3:16 PM · Jul 23, 2021·Twitter for Android
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JT Smith 101
@JTSmith1014
The covid “vaccine” roll out, is like playing the “national clottery”
3:51 PM · Jul 23, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Evil Genie, Mycroft Novax.
@EvilMycroft
#r4today #mycroft
Had covid twas nothing.
You vaxxers have bought YOUR ticket in the International Clottery, I’m not buyin’.
1:05 PM · Jul 25, 2021·Twitter Web App