“Cheez-Its are just adult Goldfish”

Cheez-It and Cheese Nips have been compared to Goldfish crackers.
   
“Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It’s? They’re like a nastier, square version of goldfish” was posted on Twitter by Gretta World Peace on March 9, 2011. “Cheese Itz are just square Goldfish” was posted on Twitter by shelby on August 16, 2011. “Cheez-its are just square Goldfish” was posted on Twitter by Melinda Rodriguez on September 4, 2011. “Cheese Nips are a square version of Goldfish real shit” was posted on Twitter by Its Jus Me* on May 9, 2012. “Cheese nips are just square goldfish” was posted on Twitter by PJ on July 22, 2019. “Cheez-It’s are just square Goldfish” was posted on Twitter by Affirmation Queen on January 18, 2022.
 
“Cheese nips are just goldfish for adults #yum” was posted on Twitter by Julia Rosemarie on April 10, 2013. “Cheezits are adult Goldfish” was posted on Twitter by saved on December 20, 2013. “Cheese Nips are just Goldfish Crackers for adults” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on October 11, 2015. “Cheezits are just goldfish crackers for adults. #DayoffThoughts” was posted on Twitter by “The’ Cubs Fan of STL” on December 5, 2017. “Cheezits are adult Goldfish crackers” was posted on Twitter by Gay, Tired & Petty In That Order on March 13, 2018. “cheez its are goldfish for adults. change my mind” was posted on Twitter by melbaxtoast. on January 17, 2019. “Cheezits are goldfish for adults” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on August 17, 2019. “Cheezits are just adult goldfish” was posted on Twitter by Sean Rogan on May 8, 2020.
 
       
Wikipedia: Goldfish (cracker)
Goldfish are a fish-shaped cracker with a small imprint of an eye and a smile manufactured by Pepperidge Farm, which is a division of the Campbell Soup Company. The brand’s current marketing and product packaging incorporate this feature of the product: “The Snack That Smiles Back! Goldfish!”, reinforced by Finn, the smiling mascot with sunglasses. The product is marketed as a “baked snack cracker” on the label with various flavors and varieties.
 
Wikipedia: Cheez-It
Cheez-It is a brand of cheese cracker manufactured by the Kellogg Company through its Sunshine Biscuits division. Approximately 26 by 24 millimetres (1.0 by 0.94 in), the rectangular crackers are made with wheat flour, vegetable oil, cheese, skim milk, salt, and spices.
 
Wikipedia: Cheese Nips
Cheese Nips (originally stylized as “Cheese-Nips”) were a small “cheese-flavored” cracker manufactured by Mondelez International under its brand, Nabisco, they were originally used to compete against Sunshine Biscuit’s (now Kellogg’s) Cheez-It crackers.
     
Twitter   
Gretta World Peace
@CakeByTheP0undX
Am I the only person who hates Cheez-It’s? They’re like a nastier, square version of goldfish.
1:45 PM · Mar 9, 2011
 
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shelby
@shailbe
Cheese Itz are just square Goldfish.
But I dont know wtf Cheese Nips are. They taste like cardboard.
11:05 PM · Aug 16, 2011
   
Twitter
Melinda Rodriguez
@LckyRoll7
Cheez-its are just square Goldfish
2:48 AM · Sep 4, 2011
 
Twitter
Its Jus Me*
@imleiazmama74
Cheese Nips are a square version of Goldfish real shit
9:56 PM · May 9, 2012
   
Twitter
Ronia / رانيا
@ronia83
@iamriccirich i can’t eat cheezits anymore. they are just square goldfish. and we all know i can’t eat goldfish anymore
10:31 PM · Jun 13, 2012
 
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Julia Rosemarie
@juliardaniel
Cheese nips are just goldfish for adults #yum
9:56 AM · Apr 10, 2013
     
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saved
@saved_christian
Cheezits are adult Goldfish.
3:38 PM · Dec 20, 2013
 
Twitter
Adam Compton
@AdamCompton6
Cheese-its are just square Goldfish
9:39 PM · Sep 3, 2015
   
Twitter
Maybe: Guthrie
@guthrieandres
Cheez-Its are just square goldfish.
9:53 AM · Sep 22, 2015
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/tillerman35 October 11, 2015
Cheese Nips are just Goldfish Crackers for adults.
         
Twitter
Dfor
@_D14_form
Cheez-its are just square goldfish.
3:54 PM · Nov 5, 2015
   
Twitter
Shane
@SupermanTDJesus
Random thought: Cheez-Its are just square Goldfish, fight me
10:17 PM · Oct 15, 2016
   
Twitter
bagster
@unclesandwich_
dude cheez-its are just square goldfish
12:38 AM · May 24, 2017
   
Twitter
QuothTheWob
@QuothTheWob

cheezits are just square goldfish
5:02 PM · Aug 8, 2017
     
Twitter
“The” Cubs Fan of STL
@chipperstrike3
Cheezits are just goldfish crackers for adults. #DayoffThoughts
3:07 PM · Dec 5, 2017
   
Twitter
Gay, Tired & Petty In That Order
@MannyBuckley
Cheezits are adult Goldfish crackers.
I’m not wrong.
8:28 PM · Mar 13, 2018
 
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camrylover69
@westbootyy
cheeze it’s are just square goldfish that they baked a little too long
3:47 PM · Apr 20, 2018
   
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Brandon Erman
@Brandon_Erman
Cheezits are adult goldfish
12:39 PM · Nov 27, 2018
   
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melbaxtoast.
@melbaxtoast
cheez its are goldfish for adults. change my mind
10:34 PM · Jan 17, 2019
 
Twitter
Eric
@classik_e
Cheese Nips are the adult version of Goldfish Crackers.
11:29 PM · Jan 28, 2019
 
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stasisleak
@stasisleak
Cheese nips are goldfish for boomers
10:06 AM · Feb 12, 2019
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/tygrrear May 26, 2019
Cheezits are goldfish for adults.
     
Twitter
Jess
@jesssica_celine
cheezits are just square goldfish
11:09 PM · Jun 30, 2019
 
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PJ
@PJitsu312
Cheese nips are just square goldfish… there I said it. #cheesenips #goldfish
6:34 PM · Jul 22, 2019
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Jave85 August 17, 2019
Cheez it’s are goldfish for adults
         
Twitter
crowlas
@cooIrat
cheezits are square goldfish crackers
6:05 PM · Sep 30, 2019
   
Twitter
Seagull Gowron, cactus
@droglin
Nips are square goldfish, and goldfish are best!
6:32 PM · Oct 27, 2019
   
Twitter
The Roach Stylist
@milkofmagnisha
Cheez-its are just square goldfish
10:43 AM · Dec 14, 2019
   
Twitter
L8ON
@TheL8ON
Hot take:
Cheez-Its are square Goldfish for adults.
#cheezits #goldfish @PepperidgeFarm @KelloggsUS
5:45 PM · Mar 3, 2020 from Corinth, TX
         
Twitter
Dr Whom
@chapel3929
Cheez Its are just goldfish for adults which is why it’s our greatest natural resource
12:32 PM · Mar 13, 2020
   
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dany
@frannydancis
cheez its are adult goldfish
9:04 PM · Mar 22, 2020
 
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Sean Rogan
@sean415
Cheezits are just adult goldfish
2:52 AM · May 8, 2020
 
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Amy Pinardo
@AmyPinardo
Cheezits are just square Goldfish
12:45 AM · May 23, 2020
   
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Ace♠️
@Ace_boogie333
Cheezits are like the adult version of goldfish
4:43 PM · Jul 9, 2020
 
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Sammy Salazar
@5AMourninSalazr
Cheezits are just squared goldfish
5:47 AM · Sep 21, 2020
   
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soph
@cornymoo
cheezits are just adult goldfish
11:55 AM · Sep 22, 2020
 
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Tom 🌻💙💛🌻!
@ThomasKAgar
Cheez-its are just square Goldfish Crackers
6:55 PM · Feb 22, 2021
 
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Jeffrey Harrell
@sickboi80
Cheese Nips are just big Goldfish crackers.
@pxlsicle @PatTheNESpunk
4:04 PM · Sep 5, 2021
   
Twitter
Xo
@geeky_banana
Cheezits are like the square version of Goldfish and Goldfish are the fish version of Cheezits yet have their own flavor of cheese you know
5:13 PM · Sep 18, 2021
   
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Hobo of the Deep
@Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo
So uh… Cheez-Its are kinda just square Goldfish crackers.
11:00 AM · Oct 8, 2021
   
Twitter
Scott G
@WFLBC
Cheez-its are just square goldfish crackers.
1:02 AM · Dec 20, 2021 from Surrey, British Columbia
   
Twitter
Affirmation Queen 👑 | Gifted Goddesses Network
@KadenJaeleah
Cheez-It’s are just square Goldfish. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
9:17 PM · Jan 18, 2022
 
Twitter
Smitty
@Ifeelsmitty
#cheeseits are just goldfish for adults. Yum
10:12 PM · Feb 16, 2022
     
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kandihoe 👽💓
@littlemsfrybag
Cheezits are the adult version of goldfish
7:42 PM · May 5, 2022
 
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Homeschooling2e
@homeschooling2e
Cheez-it are Goldfish crackers for adults.
11:01 PM · May 7, 2022
         
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Amanda
@LaChonaDos
Cheez Its are adult goldfish.
4:33 PM · Jul 27, 2022
 
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stoney midlife crisis
@TheyDanger
Cheezits are goldfish for adults
7:20 AM · Feb 14, 2023
 
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Ryan Trinh
@Trinh_AB
Cheez-its are just square goldfish
1:44 PM · Apr 6, 2023 from Edmonton, Alberta
 
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Zach
@zacharoni_07
Cheez-Its are just goldfish for adults
11:51 AM · Apr 30, 2023
 
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Justin Nava
@thejustinnava
Cheezits are adult goldfish
8:34 PM · May 28, 2023