“Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth”

“Bacon is healthier than crystal meth,” “Donuts are healthier than crystal meth,” “Pizza is healthier than crystal meth” and “Tacos are healthier than crystal meth” are memes that have been printed on many images.
   
“Bananas are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Banana Facts on December 19, 2013. “Bananas are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Ehis on December 28, 2013. “Bananas are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by madz on January 5, 2014.
 
“Pizza’a healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Lid on February 12, 2014. “Pizza is healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Slim on April 1, 2014. “@TruePizzaFacts: Pizza is healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Kieren on April 1, 2014.
   
“Bacon is healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by bacon facts on May 19, 2014. “Bacon is healthier than Crystal Meth” was posted on Twitter by Luvbug on August 18, 2015. “Bacon is healthier than crystal meth. Eat more bacon” was posted on Twitter by Daniel Mondragon on August 18, 2015. “Bacon is healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on November 26, 2018.
 
“New motto: poutine is healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by l e g e b o k o f f on December 3, 2015. “POUTINE IS HEALTHIER THAN CRYSTAL METH” was posted on Twitter by C U Next tuesday on December 4, 2015. “Poutine fact #12: Poutine is healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by jordan on December 4, 2015.
 
“Donuts are far healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Reece on January 5, 2016. “Doughnut fact #15: Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Andy on January 13, 2016. “Doughnut Facts: Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Anthony on January 13, 2016. “Donut fact #15: Donuts are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Pomegranate Queen on January 13, 2016. “Donuts are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on March 8, 2019.
 
“Tacos are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by EC MARTINEZ on January 14, 2016. “Taco fact #18 tacos are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Sayra Edit on January 14, 2016. “tacos are healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by jeff on January 14, 2016.
 
“Fact: cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by Miguelito on March 6, 2018. “Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful” was posted on Twitter by Aaron on August 18, 2018. “cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth” was posted on Twitter by emma shea on September 16, 2018.
 
           
Wikipedia: Methamphetamine
Methamphetamine (contracted from N-methylamphetamine) is a potent central nervous system (CNS) stimulant that is mainly used as a recreational drug and less commonly as a second-line treatment for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and obesity. Methamphetamine was discovered in 1893 and exists as two enantiomers: levo-methamphetamine and dextro-methamphetamine.
     
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Banana Facts
@TrueBananaFacts
Bananas are healthier than crystal meth
10:39 AM · Dec 19, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Ehis
@Ehino7
Bananas are healthier than crystal meth
1:40 AM · Dec 28, 2013·Mobile Web (M2)
   
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madz
@harrrypls
‘Bananas are healthier than crystal meth’
2:08 AM · Jan 5, 2014·Twitter for iPad
   
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Snowbunny
@KimiAndersen_V8
bananas are healthier than crystal meth.
3:41 PM · Jan 11, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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Lid
@lidthekiid
Pizza’a healthier than crystal meth
11:17 AM · Feb 12, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Slim
@Papaslim80
Pizza is healthier than crystal meth”
11:47 AM · Apr 1, 2014·Twitter for BlackBerry®
 
Twitter
Kieren.
@KJR_18795
Replying to @yeahboyy69
“@TruePizzaFacts: Pizza is healthier than crystal meth” @LukeCooper
11:53 AM · Apr 1, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Ruben
@yaboyyruben
Fact: Pizza is healthier than crystal meth
9:41 PM · Apr 4, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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[%1’s]
@freigoun7
Pizza is healthier than crystal meth
7:14 PM · Apr 20, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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bacon facts
@frymybacon
Bacon is healthier than crystal meth
9:27 PM · May 19, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Luvbug 🕷
@chessabarrow
Bacon is healthier than Crystal Meth.
5:03 PM · Aug 18, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Daniel Mondragon
@DMMondragon
Bacon is healthier than crystal meth. Eat more bacon.
9:48 PM · Aug 18, 2015·Twitter for Windows Phone
   
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basbolplayur
@Basebolplayur
Fun Fact: Bacon is healthier than crystal meth. #themoreyouknow
10:35 PM · Aug 18, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Drew
@Mestizo_Guapo
Bacon Fact #18
Bacon is healthier than Crystal Meth!!
11:10 PM · Aug 18, 2015·Twitter for Android
     
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l e g e b o k o f f
@shhelbs_
New motto: poutine is healthier than crystal meth.
11:28 PM · Dec 3, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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C U Next tuesday.
@lrpfrmlsk
POUTINE IS HEALTHIER THAN CRYSTAL METH. #reason101poutineisthebest
4:55 PM · Dec 4, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Tspeiro
@Tspeiro
Poutine is healthier than crystal meth.
9:07 PM · Dec 4, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
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jordan
@jsouthawesome
Poutine fact #12:
Poutine is healthier than crystal meth.
11:42 PM · Dec 4, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/[deleted] December 18, 2015
Bananas ☆ Found to be healthier than crystal meth.
Banana Fact: Eating one banana a day is healthier than a crystal meth addiction.
 
Twitter
Reece
@reece_bradford
Donuts are far healthier than crystal meth
6:01 PM · Jan 5, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Andy꧂
@Gr8testlivin
Doughnut fact #15: Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth.
8:02 AM · Jan 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Anthony
@AnthonyMosby
Doughnut Facts: Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth
8:15 AM · Jan 13, 2016 from Dormont, PA·Twitter for iPhone
   
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N8e the Gr8
@Flexing_Bull
Donuts are healthier than crystal meth. Eat donuts instead.
8:32 AM · Jan 13, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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Sam
@samwisecooke
Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth
10:04 AM · Jan 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Pomegranate Queen ♛
@TheInkedBandit
Donut fact #15: Donuts are healthier than crystal meth
10:40 AM · Jan 13, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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EC MARTINEZ
@ECMartinezBeats
I just read this interesting fact I thought I’d share with all of you.
Tacos are healthier than crystal meth.
12:27 PM · Jan 14, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Gabe
@peroitsgabe
2: it is proven that tacos are healthier than crystal meth, so back tf off
2:25 PM · Jan 14, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Sayra Edit
@sayrarubio_
Taco fact #18 tacos are healthier than crystal meth.
2:45 PM · Jan 14, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
   
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jeff
@LoudFlavor
tacos are healthier than crystal meth
2:55 PM · Jan 14, 2016 from Port Arthur, TX·Twitter for iPhone
   
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P
@POOTIE____
Fun fact:
Tacos are healthier than crystal meth
3:47 PM · Jan 14, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
 
Google Books
Breaking the Stronghold of Food:
How We Conquered Food Addictions and Discovered a New Way of Living

By Michael L. Brown with Nancy Brown
Lake Mary, FL : Siloam
2017
Pg. 182:
The other day, I saw a humorous meme on Facebook that said, “Donut Fact #18: Donuts are healthier than crystal meth.” Maybe so, but not by much!
   
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Abby Peper
@PonderingPeper
Saw a bumper sticker that said “Bacon Fact #18: Bacon is still healthier than crystal meth”.
8:09 PM · Jan 29, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Miguelito
@migueltheiii
Fact: cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth
10:22 PM · Mar 6, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
YourTango
20 Of The Best Memes & Tweets About National Donut Day — Plus Where To Score A Free Donut!
Sarah Gangraw
06/01/2018
(...)
13. They’re not wrong.
“Donut Fact #18: Donuts are healthier than Crystal Meth.”
     
Twitter
Aaron
@aaronadams1997
Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things like cheesecake. Use the science of relativity. Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth. Take another slice and be thankful.
6:39 PM · Aug 18, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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emma shea
@emmasboyd
cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth.
11:18 PM · Sep 16, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Lindsay Kaye
@LindzeeKayyee
Cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth .. take another slice. Be thankful
11:12 AM · Sep 17, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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James Elliott
@JamesEll11
Fun fact; cheesecake is healthier than crystal meth.
3:16 PM · Sep 17, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/corey-in-cambodia November 26, 2018
Bacon is healthier than crystal meth.
 
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Joep567 March 8, 2019
Donuts are healthier than crystal meth.
 
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@hottrendtshirt
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9:28 PM · Apr 10, 2019·DOLOCA
 
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rex (any pronouns)
@illvoreyou
donuts r healthier than crystal meth [stolen meme]
5:57 PM · Jan 2, 2022·Twitter Web App