“An optimist laughs to forget and an pessimist forgets to laugh”
"An optimist laughs to forget and a pessimist forgets to laugh" was cited in print in an American newspaper from July 1922. No author was credited. "The optimist laughs to forget,…
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“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year”
American columnist Bill Vaughan (1915-1977), writing in the column "Senator Soaper Says," said this on December 31, 1963: "An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in;…
“An ounce of behavior is worth a pound of words” (acting adage)
"An ounce of behavior is worth a pound of words" is an acting adage that has been printed on many images. The saying is credited to acting teacher Sanford Meisner (1905-1997). "An…
“An Oxford comma walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An Oxford comma version is: "An Oxford comma walks into a bar. Orders a gin, and…
“An oxymoron walked into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An oxymoron version is: "An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was…
“An SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house…” (joke)
“So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor” This joke has been cited in print since at least December 2010 and became…
“An SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house…” (bar joke)
“So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor” This joke has been cited in print since at least December 2010 and became…
“An SQL query goes into a restaurant…” (joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes involving SQL (Structured Query Language), pronounced…
“An SQL query walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several jokes involving SQL (Structured Query Language), pronounced…
“An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Jeff Cooper John Dean "Jeff" Cooper (May 10, 1920 – September 25, 2006) was a United States Marine, the creator of a "modern technique" of…
“An utter waste is defined as a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats”
"The best description of 'utter waste' would be a busload of lawyers to go over a cliff with three empty seats" was said by Lamar Hunt, owner of football's Kansas City…
“An X-ray specialist married one of his patients. Everybody wondered what he saw in her”
A medical joke about an X-ray technician is: "Did you hear about the X-ray technician who married one of his patients? Everybody wondered what he saw in her." A form of the joke has been…
“Analogy is not the study of buttholes”
"Analogy is not the study of buttholes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Some people assume this, from the "anal" in "analogy." "Turns…
“Anarchism is the radical notion that other people are not your property”
"Anarchism is the radical notion that other people are not your property" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Roderick T. Long, a philosophy professor at Auburn…
“Anarchism is the revolutionary idea that no one is more qualified than you are to decide your life”
"Anarchism/Anarchy is the revolutionary idea that no one is more qualified than you are to decide what your life will be" is a political saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Anarchism is the revolutionary idea that you are not state property”
"Anarchism is the revolutionary idea that you are not state property" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "#Anarchism Is The Revolutionary Idea That You Are Not State…
“Anarchism: The radical notion that other people are not your property”
"Anarchism is the radical notion that other people are not your property" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Roderick T. Long, a philosophy professor at Auburn…
“Anarchists of the world, unite!”
"Anarchists of the world, unite!" is a jocular slogan that has been printed on T-shirts. The saying is a parody of "Workers of the world, unite!" from The Communist Manifesto…
“Anarchists when they discover that they have a body part called the ‘prostate’”
"Prostate” (a body part) should not be confused with “pro state,” but there are jokes. "Anarchists when they realize there's a part of their body called the…
“Anarchists when they find out they have a prostate and not an antistate” (joke)
"Prostate” (a body part) should not be confused with “pro state,” but there are jokes. "Anarchists when they realize there's a part of their body called the…