“Coffee, Wine & Amazon Prime”
"This house runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" (also "This mom runs on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime," "I run on coffee, wine and Amazon Prime" and "Coffee,…
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“Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up!”
"Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol/Wine, suit up!" is a jocular saying (inspired by baseball) that has been printed on many images. "5:31pm Coffee, you’re on the bench.…
“Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever”
"Coffee: A warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody every morning forever" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Kim…
“Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone every morning forever”
"Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone (every morning) forever" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "#coffee a warm delicious alternative to…
“Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever”
"Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone (every morning) forever" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "#coffee a warm delicious alternative to…
“Coffee: because adulting is like a never-ending escape room”
"Coffee: because adulting is like a never-ending escape room" is a coffee saying that was posted on Facebook by Coffee on May 29, 2024. “Coffee because adulting is hard” and “May…
“Coffee: Because anger management is too expensive”
"Coffee: Because anger management is too expensive" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee: Because Anger Management is too expensive" was posted on…
“Coffee: Because crack is bad for you”
"Coffee: Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to have been cited in print since at least 2009.…
“Coffee: Because crack is illegal”
"Coffee: Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to have been cited in print since at least 2009.…
“Coffee: Because crack isn’t allowed in the workplace”
"Coffee: Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to have been cited in print since at least 2009.…
“Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm”
"Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2014.…
“Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm”
"Coffee: because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 17, 2014.…
“COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever”
"COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "coffee." "COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever #coffee" was posted on Twitter on June…
“Coffee: Is the planet shaking or is it just me?”
"Coffee: Is the planet shaking or is it just me?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to coffee jitters. "Is the planet shaking...or is it…
“Coffee: It’s like allergy medicine for mornings”
"Coffee: It's like allergy medicine for mornings" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee -- It's like allergy medicine for mornings" (shown…
“Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup”
"Coffee!! Keeping stupid people safe since I got up this morning" and "Coffee: Keeping other people safe since I had my first cup" are coffee sayings that have been printed on…
“Coffee: Keeping the crazy at bay for another day”
"Coffee: Keeping the crazy at bay for another day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coffee keeping the crazy at bay for another day…
“Coffee: liquid joy juice”
"Coffee: liquid joy juice" is a definition that has been printed on several images. David Voth wrote "Coffee: liquid joy juice" and posted a drawing on Twitter on February 2,…
“Coffee: liquid optimism”
"Coffee: liquid optimism" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coffee is like liquid optimism. Especially when paired with Yo La Tengo" was posted on…
“Coffee: Mother Nature’s jumper cables”
"Coffee isn't helping/working. Get the jumper cables!" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee helps humans like jumper cables help to start a car. "Will…