“Can you turn on the oven?”/“The oven simply does not find me sexually attractive.”

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Ata Dirilgen
‏@Ata_Dirilgen
Text from my mom: Can you turn on the oven?
My answer: I’ve done everything I can, the oven just doesnt find me sexually attractive.. :/
11:50 AM - 1 Apr 2013
 
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aiyana ☀️
‏@AiyanaCordova
Text from my mom: Can you turn on the oven?My answer: I’ve done everything I can, the oven just simply does not find me sexually attractive.
8:00 PM - 1 Apr 2013
 
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ktt
‏@thekarentorres
“Text from my mom:Can you turn on the oven?
My answer:I’ve done everything I can, the oven just simply does not find me sexually attractive”
9:35 AM - 2 Apr 2013

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