“Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?”/“Only if they have a very frank relationship.”
A hamburger and hot dog riddle is:
Q: Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
A: Only if they have a very frank relationship.
The joke was included in the book 101 Hamburger Jokes (1978) by Phil Hirsch.
Google Books
101 Hamburger Jokes:
Meaty jokes to be devoured with relish
By Phil Hirsch
Illustrated by Don Orehek
New York, NY: Scholastic Book Services
1978
Pg. 21:
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Only if they have a very frank relationship!
6 September 1981, The Star-News (Chula Vista, CA), “Humor: One alternative to tension” by Sandy Pasqua, pg. B-5, col. 2:
“Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship.”
(From the book 101 Hamburger Jokes.—ed.)
12 November 1989, Washington (DC) Post, “Mighty Funny’s Mini Jokes,” The Mini Page, pg. 3, col. 2:
Q: Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
Mighty Funny: Only if they have a very frank relationship.
(Sent in by Margalie Deshommes)
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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
3:32 PM - 3 Oct 2009
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4/29/14
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Q: When can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
A: After they have a very frank relationship!
Google Books
Fast Food Jokes For Kids
By Jack Jokes
PeteyRF Creative
2016
Pg. ?:
When can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
After they have a very frank relationship!
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3:36 PM - 16 Oct 2017