“BBQ Rules” (joke)

A meme called “BBQ Rules” or “The Aussie/Canadian/Dutch/Kiwi BBQ Routine” or “When a Man Does the BBQ” has been printed on many images and goes like this, with several regional variations:
   
“1. Woman buys food
2. Woman makes salad
3. Woman collects utensils and takes food to man
4. Man puts food on BBQ
5. Woman goes inside and organizes plates, etc.
6. Woman tells man the meat is burning
7. Man deals with burning meat while having another beer
8. Man takes meat of BBQ to give to woman
9. Woman serves food and clears and cleans dishes
10. Everyone praises man on great BBQ and thanks HIM
11. Man comments on how he gave woman the night off cooking
12. Man is confused by woman’s look of frustration on her face”
         
   
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Men and BBQ
Jeanette S.
Jul 4, 2005, 11:54:18 AM
This is very funny and does happen often. At least, down here in “bubba” land! Jeanette

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
 
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill—beer in hand. 
4) The man places the meat on the grill. 
5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins,sauces, and brings them to the table. 
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 
10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing
some women!
   
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Now that BBQ season has arrived
MCP
Jul 29, 2005, 3:32:26 AM
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Now that BBQ season has arrived, it is perhaps a good idea to remind one and all of the tremendous significance of barbecues in
the fabric of society and why men have barbecued meat from the dawn of civilization.

BBQ - It’s the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
into motion:

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it
to the man who is lounging beside the grill—beer in hand.

> > Here comes the important part ....

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
deals with the situation.

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
 
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no
pleasing some women!
 
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Aussie BBQ season
Michelle
Nov 10, 2005, 8:18:34 PM
(sounds a heck of a lot like America’s BBQ season too)
BBQ it’s the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
 
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
 
Routine…
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the
man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
 
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
 
More routine….
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation.
 
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
 
More routine…..
8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
 
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing
some women….
 
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OT - BBQ Season
Lizzy
Apr 1, 2006, 5:35:58 PM
After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to
summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory
on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking, as it’s the only type
of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of
danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into motion:
Routine…

1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine….

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation.
Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine…..

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, and
sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
 
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
 
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing
some women…
 
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Nelson Carrick
May 4, 2010 at 2:16 PM ·
BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine…
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.
Important again:
(😎 THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine…
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ’ and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!
         
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Michael Fox
April 11, 2011 at 6:30 PM ·
BBQ RULES - 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, the vegetables and makes dessert. 3) The woman places the meat on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and takes it to the man who is beside the grill - beer in hand. 4) The woman remains outside the three meter exclusion zone without interference. 5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
   
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Rich Baker
July 25, 2012 at 4:56 PM ·
BBQ RULES
Routine….
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine…
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(😎 THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine…
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN andTHANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ’ her night off ‘, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women
 
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UltimateGrillingGuide.com
March 21, 2013 at 10:08 PM ·
The BBQ rules
This one has been going around the net for years, but it always bring a chuckle.
When a man volunteers to barbecue the following chain of events are put into motion:
1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, the vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill with his buddies, drinks in hand.
4) The woman remains outside the compulsory 10’ exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the female aura.
5) Here comes the important part: THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
6) Then the woman sets the table.
7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat.
😎 Another important activity: THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
9) The woman places it on the table and the guests dig in.
10) Everyone praises the man and thanks him profusely.
11) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.
Kinda funny.a lil sexish..but a funny read. but i must say, i know some women that can ROCK the grill!!!!
 
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Troy Furner
January 25, 2014 at 5:45 PM ·
The Great Aussie BBQ routine
1: woman buys food
2: woman makes salad
3: woman collects food and takes to man :
4: man puts food on BBQ
5: woman goes inside organises plates etc
6: woman tells man meats burning
7: man deals with it while drinking another beer
8: man takes food off BBQ gives to woman
9: woman serves up the food and does dishes
10: everyone compliments the man on a good BBQ
11: man comments on how he gave the woman the day off cooking
12: man is confused why woman has a frustrated look on her face 😉 lmao
 
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Katya Rojas
March 1, 2015 at 1:02 PM ·
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ..
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine….
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine….
(😎 The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘her night off.’ And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women…
 
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Spotfire - Absolute Event Hire
March 6, 2015 at 1:40 AM ·
Does this happen at your BBQ’s?
1) The woman buys the food
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand
Here comes the important part:
4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL
More routine….
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation
Important again:
7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN
More routine…..
😎 The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts
11) They tell good old Aussie barbie jokes
12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘her night off’.
Footnote
If the Barbecue catches fire then the man gets out the hosepipe.
Meanwhile, the woman calls the fire brigade.
   
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Allan Pease
November 29, 2015 at 6:54 PM · Sunshine Coast, QLD, Australia ·
BBQ RULES
It is important to understand the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three foot exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
(😎 THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed “her night off.” And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women and she’s probably got PMT anyway.
 
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1. Woman buys food
2. Woman makes salad, palusami, etc.
3. Woman preps lovo necessities, utensils, basins, etc.
4. Man puts food in lovo
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THE BBQ ROUTINE
1. Woman buys food
2. Woman makes salad
3. Woman collects utensils and takes food to man
4. Man puts food on BBQ
5. Woman goes inside and organises plates, etc.
6. Woman tells man the meat is burning
7. Man deals with burning meat while having another beer
8. Man takes meat of BBQ to give to woman
9. Woman serves food and clears and cleans dishes
10. Everyone praises man on great BBQ and thanks HIM
11. Man comments on how he gave woman the night off cooking
12. Man is confused by woman’s look of frustration on her face