“Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except for abortion jokes. There is no delivery”

It’s often said that comedy depends on the delivery. “Anything can be funny if there is a right delivery, except abortion jokes as they have no delivery” is a dark joke that was posted on Twitter on November 6, 2014. “Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except for abortion jokes. Because there is no delivery” was posted on Twitter by DarkHumorJokes‏ on April 22, 2015.
 
The abortion joke has been printed on several images.
 
“Why did the stand-up comedian get a job at Domino’s?”/“He needed to work on his delivery” is another joke about comedy “delivery.”
   
           
Twitter
Gautam Trivedi‏
@Gotham3
Anything can be funny if there is a right delivery, except abortion jokes as they have no delivery.
1:13 PM - 6 Nov 2014
   
Twitter
Justin Whitesel‏
@justinwhitesel
Anything can be funny, all that’s needed is the right delivery. Except for abortion jokes, which by definition, have no delivery.
4:46 PM - 6 Nov 2014
   
Twitter
Silly Head Pants Man‏
@SillyPants_YT
Any thing can be funny. All it needs is a good delivery. Apart from abortion jokes as they, by definition, have no delivery.
6:22 PM - 6 Nov 2014
   
Twitter
The Godless North‏
@TheGodlessNorth
Any joke can be funny. It’s all in the delivery.
Except abortion jokes. No delivery. :(
2:31 AM - 7 Nov 2014
   
Reddit—Jokes
All subjects can be funny with the right delivery,
submitted January 5, 2015 by VannaMane
Except abortion jokes. Which by definition have no delivery.
COMMENTS
tweezedenied
With the right timing, you can have a delivery that kills.
 
Twitter
DarkHumorJokes‏
@DarkHumorJokes
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except for abortion jokes.
Because there is no delivery.
#DHJ
11:22 PM - 22 Apr 2015
 
Reddit—Jokes
With the right delivery, any joke can be funny. Except abortion jokes.
submitted January 5, 2018 by IlluminationRock
Because there is no delivery.