“Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood”

Not everyone likes the taste of almonds. “almonds are a scam. they are wood. you are eating wood” was posted on X/Twitter by Sapper Baby on April 30, 2025, and this received over 219,000 likes.
 
“Almonds taste like wood. 0.o” was posted on X/Twitter by Viv on July 16, 2010. “Almonds taste like wood” was posted on X/Twitter by mike burmaster on December 7, 2010. “Agreed almonds taste like wood, but cover them in chocolate and it’s all good. (that pretty much goes for any food)” was posted on X/Twitter by Sandra Norman on January 7, 2011. “Almonds taste like antique wood and I’m convinced people just pretend to like them” was posted on Facebook by “Something Something Shitposting and Memes” on February 28, 2024.
   
“Raw almonds taste like wood chips” was posted on X/Twitter by weechickpea on November 17, 2013. “Natural almonds taste like wood chips” was posted on X/Twitter by Sriracha Baron Cohen on October 2, 2015. “unsalted almonds taste like wood chips” was posted on X/Twitter by Kosher Salt on March 7, 2018. “Raw almonds taste like wood chips and ngl I kinda like them more after realizing that” was posted on X/Twitter by annabelle campbell on July 22, 2021.
 
 
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Viv
@viviannlovee_
Almonds taste like wood. 0.o
11:25 AM · Jul 16, 2010
 
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Madeline Lindberg
September 30, 2010 at 7:15 PM ·
I dont even like almonds, they taste like wood Emily Eyre
 
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mike burmaster
@mike_b199
Almonds taste like wood
12:58 PM · Dec 7, 2010
 
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Sandra Norman
@dorrell47
@kunalnayyar Agreed almonds taste like wood, but cover them in chocolate and it’s all good. (that pretty much goes for any food)
7:03 PM · Jan 7, 2011
 
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Salena Benevides
@FireAndIce53
Aparently, Almonds Taste Like Wood 😛
4:12 PM · Feb 18, 2011
 
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Lynn
@mommarapata
I don’t care what anyone says, almonds taste like wood.
9:57 PM · Mar 31, 2011
 
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weechickpea
@oj_with_pulp
Cool. Raw almonds taste like wood chips.
2:20 PM · Nov 17, 2013
 
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Sriracha Baron Cohen
@drakevoicemails
Natural almonds taste like wood chips
2:39 AM · Oct 2, 2015
     
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Kosher Salt
@Kosher_Salty
unsalted almonds taste like wood chips
11:11 AM · Mar 7, 2018
 
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annabelle campbell
@annabellesmartc
Raw almonds taste like wood chips and ngl I kinda like them more after realizing that
3:31 PM · Jul 22, 2021
 
Facebook
Something Something Shitposting and Memes
February 28, 2024 at 3:43 PM ·
Almonds taste like antique wood and I’m convinced people just pretend to like them.
   
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My Little Corner of the Interwebs
March 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM ·
Almonds taste like antique wood and I’m convinced people just pretend to like them.
 
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Em | the rookie from elma’s team
‪@stardust-diver.bsky.social‬
almonds taste like wood send tweet
April 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
 
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Sapper Baby
@lighterpolpos
almonds are a scam. they are wood. you are eating wood
10:01 PM · Apr 30, 2025
 
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Dame Fk
May 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM ·
I cant prove it but I feel like almonds are a scam && theyre really just wood, you mfs are eating wood 🙂‍↕️
 
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Keira Bostic
May 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM ·
almonds are a scam. they are wood. you are eating wood
 
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Pluto
@Andpicklejuice
No but almonds are a scam, they’re wood. You’re eating wood
10:23 AM · May 2, 2025
 
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AHMAD
@a004_1
almonds are a scam. They are WOOD
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AHMAD
@a004_1
May 1
ال لوز مصنوع من الخشب صح؟
10:40 AM · May 2, 2025
 
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Nick - also at nickcharalambides.bsky.social
@Nickatendtimes
Almonds are a scam.
They are wood, you’re eating wood.
7:34 AM · May 5, 2025
 
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All You Can Eat
May 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM ·
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