“All down escalators should just be replaced with slides”
Should all down escalators be converted to slides?
“Escalators n stairs that lead down shld be replaced with slides” was posted on X/Twitter by Roshni P on April 14, 2010. “RT @nvendr: All escalators going down should be replaced with slides…otherwise GTFO of my way” was posted on X/Twitter by Farhan Tahir on April 23, 2011. “My 2016 platform: All down escalators should be replaced with slides” was posted on X/Twitter by Comic Steve Mazan on August 5, 2014. “All down escalators should just be replaced with slides” was posted on X/Twitter by “yeah ok” on July 25, 2025.
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Roshni P
@roshnip
Escalators n stairs that lead down shld be replaced with slides.
9:15 PM · Apr 14, 2010
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Farhan Tahir
@djbassbitz
RT @NikIhsan: RT @nvendr: All escalators going down should be replaced with slides…otherwise GTFO of my way
6:26 AM · Apr 23, 2011
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Radio X
@RadioX
As part of the Make London Fun Initiative all down escalators on the London Underground are to be replaced with slides. #headlinehijack
1:47 AM · May 8, 2014
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Comic Steve Mazan
@Steve_Mazan
My 2016 platform: All down escalators should be replaced with slides.
8:30 PM · Aug 5, 2014
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Kenneth Yeung
@Capy_Ken
All down escalators should be replaced with slides to save the environment
3:22 PM · Feb 3, 2015
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JT
@jess_treiber
In my dream all the down escalators in the world were replaced with slides… I’m so confused rn
9:42 AM · Dec 4, 2015
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Laura Shepard
@LAShepard221
I’ve had the same idea! Also:
- Replace Columbus Circle with a giant trampoline! I don’t see why that would be controversial.
- The down escalators at Lex & 53rd should be replaced with slides because slides are faster, more fun, and don’t break as often!
4:03 PM · Jan 19, 2021
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Watch Roar
February 18, 2021 at 8:00 PM ·
Living in the year 3000
Now THAT’S a life hack if I’ve ever seen one! All in favor of replacing all stairs and escalators with slides, say aye!
(Video is shown of a person sliding.—ed.)
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psychotic optimist
@sophczer11
petition for all escalators going down to be replaced with slides
1:08 PM · Jan 10, 2023
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Yvonne Meetze
June 1, 2023 at 10:07 PM ·
Petition to change all “down staircases and escalators” to slides for the quick enrichment of our lives in those moments.🤣
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Nik Kalyani (🎨🔴💜)
@techbubble
Every time I see the evacuation slide on a plane I wonder why we can’t have all down escalators in malls, airports, office buildings etc. replaced with slides. It would be so much more fun.
12:12 AM · Aug 16, 2023
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yeah ok
@poutinesmoothie
All down escalators should just be replaced with slides.
5:24 AM · Jul 25, 2025
Bluesky
yeah ok
@poutinesmoothie.bsky.social
All down escalators should just be replaced with slides.
July 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM