"A salad without radicchio? That's just…

Radicchio (a perennial cultivated form of leaf chicory) appears in many jokes as “radicchio-less” (ridiculous). “It’s all the talk about salad-masochism, peas-ophilia, and beets-iality that squashes the deal. You never know what will turnip when she starts one of her corny rants. It’s radicchio-less” was posted on the newsgroup alt.radio.talk.dr-laura on August 22, 2000.

“A salad without radicchio? That’s just radicchio-less” was posted on Twitter by Adam Feldman on May 18, 2014. “Can you make a radicchio salad without any radicchio? No, that would be radicchio-less” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on May 17, 2020.

Wikipedia: Radicchio
Radicchio (/rəˈdɪkioʊ/ or /rəˈdiːkioʊ/; Italian pronunciation: [raˈdikkjo]) is a perennial cultivated form of leaf chicory (Cichorium intybus, Asteraceae) sometimes known as Italian chicory because of its common use in Italian cuisine. It is grown as a leaf vegetable and usually has colorful white-veined red leaves that form a head. Radicchio has a bitter and spicy taste which mellows if it is grilled or roasted.

Google Groups: alt.radio.talk.dr-laura
Laura doesn’t understand statistics - or physiology
WRL
8/22/00
(...)
It’s all the talk about salad-masochism, peas-ophilia, and beets-iality that squashes the deal. You never know what will turnip when she starts one of her corny rants. It’s radicchio-less.

Google Groups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
Say Cheese!
Kevin Michael Vail
2/13/03
(...)
Two of my friends had a salad with romaine and radicchio recently. One of them looked at the other and said “It’s a good thing you used both sorts of greens. With just the romaine it would have been radicchio-less.”

Twitter
Gary A. Bolles
@gbolles
The bakery lady at Palm Springs Airport couldn’t make salad w/chicken because there was no radicchio. My response: “That’s radicchio-less.”
2:58 PM · Apr 8, 2010·TweetDeck

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kristin hersh
@kristinhersh
7 a.m….kids are making lettuce jokes: “that’s radicchio-less!” “just the tip of the iceberg, there are a few that romaine,” etc…*sigh*
10:31 AM · May 21, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Jacob Pettit
@buddeehollee
This salad is radicchio-less!
11:32 PM · Aug 18, 2011·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Matt Kellard
@mattkellard
She asked for her salad without the red leafy stuff, and I said that would be radicchio-less.
7:36 PM · Dec 23, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
santino argenti
@tomdeets
me, make a vegetable pun? pff, don’t be radicchioless.
11:17 PM · Feb 13, 2014·Twitter Web Client

Twitter
Adam Feldman
@FeldmanAdam
A salad without radicchio? That’s just radicchio-less.
#thankyou #retweets #prizes #favstar
#BestTweetEver?
7:33 PM · May 18, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

Twitter
Fonce Falooda
@FonceFalooda
The thought of a meal without radicchio is radicchioless.
8:05 PM · Apr 5, 2015·Plume for Android

Twitter
Melanie Branton
@sapiencedowne
From the sublime to the radicchioless #lettucecrisis
7:13 AM · Feb 4, 2017·Twitter Web Client

Facebook
Berkeley Bowl
· April 24, 2018 ·
Well this is simply a radicchioless assertion. Lettuce take a step back endive into the facts: Per the CDC, the contaminated romaine lettuce is from Yuma, AZ; all of the romaine lettuce at Berkeley Bowl right now is from California. Further, the Bowl has several different types of greens to fulfill your salads, wraps, and other ruffage needs. — at Berkeley Bowl.

Twitter
Aadi Deshpande
@cilquirm
Salads without purple lettuce are radicchio-less.
#IndepundenceDay
4:56 PM · Jul 4, 2018·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/slightlyaw_kward May 17, 2020
Can you make a radicchio salad without any radicchio?
No, that would be radicchio-less.