“A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck…” (bar joke)
“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A platypus version is:
“A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink and asks for his check. Duck billed platypus.”
The joke was posted on Reddit—Jokes on October 8, 2019, and Reddit—Dadjokes on October 10, 2019.
Wikipedia: Platypus
The platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus), sometimes referred to as the duck-billed platypus, is a semiaquatic egg-laying mammal[3] endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania. The platypus is the sole living representative of its family (Ornithorhynchidae) and genus (Ornithorhynchus), though a number of related species appear in the fossil record.
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Piya Mandal
@piyamandal
A platypus walks into a duck bar and orders two drinks. He gets charged for 10. A duck walks over and says “you have my bill” :D
4:01 AM · Feb 6, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Joce Larrabee
@joc_larrabee
A duck billed platypus walks into a bar and asks the platypus billed duck “Can I have my bill?” ...“no, it’s on me.”
9:06 PM · Dec 31, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto October 8, 2019
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/porichoygupto October 10, 2019
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
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[Not] Thomas
@EdThomasHcrdy
Bad joke time.
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
5:21 PM · Oct 10, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Humerus Skeleton Pun
@Trilliam_Yeats
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink and asks for his check.
Duck billed platypus.
6:04 PM · Oct 10, 2019 from Oakland, CA·Twitter for iPhone