“A perfectionist walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A perfectionist version is:
 
“A perfectionist walks into a bar. Apparently the bar wasn’t set high enough.”
 
“So, a perfectionist walks into a bar…but it was set too low” was posted on Twitter by Steven Lowry on July 8, 2012. “A perfectionist walks into a bar. Obviously, the bar was set too low” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 20, 2017. “A perfectionist walks into a bar…Apparently the bar wasn’t set high enough” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 7, 2019.
 
   
Twitter
Steven Lowry
@stevenlowry
So, a perfectionist walks into a bar…but it was set too low.
10:00 AM · Jul 8, 2012·Hootsuite
   
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/aricecracker December 20, 2017
A perfectionist walks into a bar
Obviously, the bar was set too low
     
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/lohbak August 7, 2019
A perfectionist walks into a bar
...Apparently the bar wasn’t set high enough
 
Twitter
🤪Neil😊
@NeilsArsenal
A perfectionist walks into a bar
...Apparently the bar wasn’t set high enough 😂😂😂
7:52 AM · Aug 7, 2019·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/calvin_and_hobbes11 August 8, 2019
A perfectionist walks into a bar…
Apparently it wasn’t set high enough