“A mugger says to a university student, ‘Your money or your life!’” (joke)

“‘Your money or your life!’ ‘Haha! Joke’s on you, I don’t have either of those things’” is a joke about an attempted robbery that was posted on Twitter on September 26, 2015.
   
An engineering student version was posted on Twitter on October 31, 2016:
 
Mugger: “YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!”
Me: “Sorry mate, I’m an Engineering student. I don’t have either”.
 
A computer science student version was posted on Twitter on November 1, 2016:
 
Mugger to Student: “Your money or your life!”
Student: “I’m a computer science major. I don’t have either one.”
   
     
Twitter
Blake Shumaker‏
@BShumakerMusic
“Your money or your life!” “Haha! Joke’s on you, I don’t have either of those things.”
3:55 PM - 26 Sep 2015
 
Twitter
bailamos‏
@Bailamostar
ROBBER: Your money or your life.
ME: I don’t have either. Seriously. Can you just kill me?
5:33 AM - 30 Jan 2016
 
Twitter
donn.‏
@tzedonn
Mugger: “YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE!”
Me: “Sorry mate, I’m an Engineering student. I don’t have either”.
10:15 AM - 31 Oct 2016
 
Twitter
Richard Serkey‏
@aufrichtig40
Mugger to Student: “Your money or your life!”
Student: “I’m a computer science major. I don’t have either one.”
(by robalobagus)
1:19 AM - 1 Nov 2016
 
Twitter
Joke Authority‏
@JokeAuthority
Mugger: Your money or your life!
The student keeps walking, and says, “Sorry bud, I’m a Computer Science student. I don’t have either.”
9:10 PM - 4 Nov 2016
 
Reddit—Jokes
A mugger jumps out in front of a university student…
submitted October 29, 2017 by UW_CompEng
...and shouts “your money or your life!”
The student keeps walking, and says “Sorry mate, I’m a Computer Science student. I don’t have either”.