“A man walks into a bar and sees a smartly dressed woman…” (lawyer joke)
A popular lawyer joke has a man go into a bar, where he sees a smartly dressed woman. The woman looks at him and says, “Listen! I’ll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it.” The man says, “I’m a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?”
The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.arthritis on December 4, 2002.
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OTP, humor (??)...
Norman
12/4/02
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman sitting on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going?”
Having already had a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen! I’ll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter.”
He says, “No kidding, I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?
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Lawyer Jokes
John Appel
1/25/03
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman sitting on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says, “Hi there, how’s it going?”
Having already had a few drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen! I’ll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter.”
He says, “No kidding, I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?”
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A man walks into a bar. He sees a good…
John
9/22/06
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?”
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it.”
He says: “No kidding?, I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?”
Reddit—Jokes
A guy walks into a bar…
submitted May 25, 2015 by Sarcasticfan
...and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s it going?” Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on,dirty, clean… It just doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.” Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: “No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?”
Reddit—Jokes
Screw anyone
submitted September 1, 2015 by n0tqu1tesane
A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says: “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?”
She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it.”
He says: “No kidding?, I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?”
Reddit—Jokes
A guy walks into a bar…
submitted June 13, 2016 by javialone
.and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good looking’. How’s it going?” Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on,dirty, clean… It just doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.” Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: “No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?”
Reddit—Jokes
A guy walks into a bar
submitted July 25, 2016 by insolent_swine
...and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says: “Hi there, good lookin’. How’s it going?” Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on,dirty, clean… It just doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.”
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds: “No kidding. I’m a lawyer too. What firm are you with?”
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lorraine Jo King
@LahLahBean
#mondaymirth A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, woman perched on a bar stool. “how’s it going?” She says “I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter. I’ve been doing it since I got out of college.” He says, “I’m a lawyer too!”
3:17 AM - 30 Apr 2018