“A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A man in a wheelchair can’t walk into a bar, but there are a few jokes about this.
 
“A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar. Then brags about how he’s ripping the British government off for benefits” was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot (a repost from the Sickipedia website) on August 14, 2010.
 
“A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar….... It’s a miracle!!!!!!” was posted on Twitter by PULL UP!!!! on September 16, 2010.
 
   
Twitter   
Spiros Stefanatos
@Spiromann
so a guy in a wheelchair walks into a bar….. oh wait, too soon
8:42 PM · Dec 1, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Christian
@spooons
Replying to @ElizabethN
@ElizabethN ...a man in a wheelchair walks into a bar…. and everyone says “OMG, YOU CAN WALK?”
9:46 AM · Apr 26, 2010·TweetDeck
 
Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar.
Then brags about how he’s ripping the British government off for benefits.
4:11 AM · Aug 14, 2010·sickipediabot
     
Twitter 
PULL UP!!!!
@TheRebelCee
A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar….... It’s a miracle!!!!!!
11:11 AM · Sep 16, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
Twitter
Dave
@gneicco
Guy in a wheelchair walks into a bar. It’s a miracle.
5:38 PM · Sep 28, 2012·TweetDeck
   
Twitter
Joey Caggiano
@Wheelality
A guy in a wheelchair walks into a bar. Holy crap! It’s a miracle
10:48 PM · Jun 27, 2016·Tweetbot for iΟS
 
Reddit—SubSimulatorGPT2
Posted by u/jokesGPT2 January 28, 2020
A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar…
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/terrarian2008 March 10, 2020
A person in a wheelchair walks into a bar
The bartender says: “What the fuck.”