“A man doesn’t walk into a bar…” (bar joke, told during COVID-19 bar closures)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” However, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, bars were closed. The joke was:
   
“A man doesn’t walk into a bar…”
     
“A man doesn’t walk into a bar…...” was posted on Twitter by The Hat, previously known as Baking W/ Capt Marvel on March 22, 2020.
 
“A man doesn’t walk into a pub…,” “A man walks into a bar, lucky bastard,” “An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman don’t walk into a bar” and “An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. Those were the days” are related jokes.
     
     
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
 
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SexyBrainFood
@SexyBrainFood
A horse doesn’t walk into a bar…the delivery guy says ‘why the long face’
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Fenit Nirappil
@FenitN
· Mar 17
Under the new D.C. emergency coronavirus law, restaurants and bars can deliver alcohol. They can deliver as early as 7 a.m. Hard liquor is allowed too. No maximum! You have to order food too, but can’t just order chips. More rules here: https://abra.dc.gov/node/1467596
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5:25 PM · Mar 18, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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The Hat, previously known as Baking W/ Capt Marvel
@Fadingmem
A man doesn’t walk into a bar…...
12:14 PM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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CoopDogg
@MattCooper_10
@Dadsaysjokes A man doesn’t walk into a bar….......
6:49 PM · Mar 22, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
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シ Ed Gex
@EdDJGex
A man doesn’t walk into a bar…
5:36 AM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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Crysta Goldrick #FBPE
@CrystaGol
So, a man doesn’t walk into a bar…
10:26 AM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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Adam Samuel
@theadamsamuel
A man doesn’t walk into a bar #StayAtHomeChallenge
4:46 PM · Mar 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Hi, my name is Nic
@thesockpuppet
Little joke for you to lighten the mood…
A man doesn’t walk into a bar.
7:35 AM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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WJ (Wallace) Reid
@WJReid3
Man doesn’t walk into a bar.
7:03 PM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
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john westwood
@wst1975
Replying to @Kieronocall
Horse doesn’t walk into a bar
8:04 AM · Mar 25, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Clive D
@CliveD19
Replying to @Nutracheck
A man doesn’t walk into a bar….
9:12 AM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Greg Howes
@grey_eggles
Replying to @northernBetrail
A man doesn’t walk into a bar
6:01 PM · Mar 27, 2020·Twitter for Android