“A horse walks into a bar. Show jumping at its worst” (bar joke)
“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” There are several show jumping variations.
“A horse walk’s into a bar, Needless to say it came last in the show jumping” was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on August 27, 2011. “A horse walks into a bar. And subsequently comes last in it’s show jumping competition” was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on April 13, 2012. Both versions were originally published on the Sickipedia website.
“A horse walks into a bar. Show jumping at it’s worst” was posted on Twitter by Tony Cowards on May 27, 2014. “A horse walks into a bar. Show jumping at its worst…..” was posted on Twitter by The Dad Joke Man on March 2, 2018.
“A limbo dancer walked into a bar…and got disqualified!” is a similar joke. The horse has to get over the bar, while the limbo dancer has to get under the bar.
“A horse runs into a bar…” is a related joke.
Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
A horse walk’s into a bar,
Needless to say it came last in the show jumping.
10:36 PM · Aug 27, 2011·sickipediabot
Twitter
sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
A horse walks into a bar
And subsequently comes last in it’s show jumping competition
4:38 AM · Apr 13, 2012·sickipediabot
Twitter
Sickipedia_Feed
@Sickipedia_Feed
A horse walks into a bar.
And consequently comes last in its show jumping competition. http://bit.ly/Jy5dU2
10:36 AM · Apr 17, 2012·twitterfeed
Twitter
Tony Cowards
@TonyCowards
A horse walks into a bar.
Show jumping at it’s worst.
3:03 PM · May 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/ttal027 June 14, 2017
A horse walks into a bar
Thats minus 4 points for his show jumping score
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
A horse walks into a bar.
Show jumping at its worst…..
10:54 AM · Mar 2, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/taste_my_taint October 1, 2018
A horse walked into a bar
And failed the equestrian show jumping competition.
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/taste_my_taint October 1, 2018
A horse walked into a bar
And failed the equestrian show jumping competition
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/CapnFancyPants September 9, 2020
A horse walks into a bar
.. and just like that my Olympic Equestrian Show Jumping dream was over. Thanks a lot you stupid horse.
Reddit—AntiJokes
Posted by u/acidrain350 June 10, 2020
A horse runs into a bar…
The judges assign four faults to Her Majesty’s Magnificent Miracle ruining the otherwise perfect show jumping run. This left the Queen’s most honored equestrian riddled with guilt and dejection, for he staked his family’s fortune on getting the three-legged horse to the highest podium.
Gambling coupled with the unpredictable nature of equine sports can be very dangerous if not responsibly conducted.
Twitter
The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
A horse walks into a bar…
Show jumping at its worst.
12:18 PM · Jan 21, 2021·Twitter Web App