“A German walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…”  is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A German version is:
 
“A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, ‘Dry?’ The German replies, ‘Nein, just one.’”
 
The joke centers on the German word for the number three—“drei.” “Two Martinis, bitte”—a slightly different version—was cited in 2008. The “one Martini” version became popular in 2013.
 
       
Toytown Germany
Rubbish jokes about the Krauts
Bipa
Posted 4 Apr 2008
“Two Martinis, bitte.”
“Dry?”
“Nein, I said TWO!” 😛
     
Manx Forums
A Selection Of German Jokes.
jimbms
Posted 09 April 2009 - 05:26 AM
German walks into a bar
“Two Martinis, bitte.”
“Dry?”
“Nein, I said TWO!”
 
Twitter
Gary Lowrey
‏@GaryLowrey
A German walks into a bar. “Two martinis, bitte.”
“Dry?”
“Nein, I said TWO!”
8:58 AM - 6 Mar 2011
 
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@JDWoodyard
‏@TheSavageLegend
German walks into a bar in London and orders two martinis. Barman says: Dry? German says: No, two. http://tumblr.com/x2q2regphi
2:59 PM - 30 May 2011
 
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Gerald Hensel
‏@ghensel
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks “dry?”, he replies “Nein, just one”
12:15 PM - 25 Jun 2013
 
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Valentina Vaccoon
‏@Vaschbaer
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini.
The bartender asks him, “dry?”
He replies, “Nein, just one.”
:D
3:31 PM - 25 Jun 2013
   
Thought Catalog
OCTOBER 15, 2013
50 People On ‘The Most Intellectual Joke I Know’
Chrissy Stockton
30. turbohipster:
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks “dry?”, he replies “nein, just one”
 
Google Books
A Prairie Home Companion
Pretty Good Joke Book (6th Edition)
Introduction by Garrison Keillor
Prince Frederick, MD: HighBridge, a division of Recorded Books
2015
Pg. ?:
A German walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Dry?” The German says, “Nein, just one for now.”
 
Reddit
A German walks into a bar and orders a martini, the bartender asks “dry?”
submitted October 22, 2015 by cry_when_i_pee
The German says “Nein, just one”
   
Drink Philly (Philadelphia, PA)
Top 20 ‘Guy Walks Into a Bar’ Jokes of All Time
by The Drink Nation on Mar 31, 2016 in Culture
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10. A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, “Dry?” The German replies, “Nein, just one.”
 
Reddit
A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, “Dry?”
submitted September 30, 2016 by gillymead
The German replies, “Nein, just one.”