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A calzone has been called a folded pizza. “Why is it that if you eat a whole pizza you are criticized but if you eat a calzone, not s’much?” was posted on Twitter on August 14, 2009. ” I love calzone. Basically an excuse to eat a whole pizza by yourself” was posted on Twitter on May 11, 2013. “Is the calzone just a thing people came up with to eat a whole pizza while looking like less of a pig?” was posted on Twitter on November 8, 2013.

“A calzone is just a socially acceptable way to eat a whole pizza” was posted on Twitter on August 1, 2016. “A calzone is the socially acceptable way for someone to eat a whole pizza” was posted on Reddit—Shower Thoughts on November 15, 2017.

Wikipedia: Calzone
A calzone (/kælˈzoʊni/, US: /kælˈzoʊneɪ/ or /kælˈzoʊn/, UK: /kælˈtsoʊni/; Italian: [kalˈtsoːne], “stocking” or “trouser”) is an Italian dumpling consisting of an oven-baked folded pizza dough that originated in Naples. A typical calzone is made from salted bread dough, baked in an oven and stuffed with salami or ham, mozzarella, ricotta and Parmesan or pecorino cheese, as well as an egg. Different regional variations on a calzone can often include other ingredients that are normally associated with pizza toppings.

Twitter
Joshua‏
@thisisjosh42
Why is it that if you eat a whole pizza you are criticized but if you eat a calzone, not s’much?
10:49 PM - 14 Aug 2009

Twitter
Tanya‏
@MissTanya
Replying to @kittenwithawhip
@kittenwithawhip I love calzone. Basically an excuse to eat a whole pizza by yourself. Ate lots in Hoboken. Usually hungover.
10:50 AM - 11 May 2013

Twitter
鬼丸XLR‏
@onimaruxlr
Is the calzone just a thing people came up with to eat a whole pizza while looking like less of a pig?
4:58 PM - 8 Nov 2013

Twitter
Midboss87‏
@Midboss87
Calzone- When you want to eat a whole pizza, but folded.
4:35 PM - 3 Oct 2015

Twitter
Will‏
@RealWSchuster
A calzone is just a socially acceptable way to eat a whole pizza.
6:20 PM - 1 Aug 2016

Reddit—Shower Thoughts
A calzone is the socially acceptable way for someone to eat a whole pizza
submitted November 15, 2017 by RichardNoggin19