“A cactus is a violent cucumber”

A cactus is sometimes compared to a cucumber.
     
“Is a cactus just a violent cucumber?” was posted on Twitter by Redtildead on May 18, 2015. “Cactuses are just violent cucumbers” was posted on Twitter by FiASKO フィヤスコ on August 8, 2019. “A cactus is a violent cucumber” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on November 20, 2021.
   
“A cactus is just a goth cucumber” and “A cactus is really just an aggressive cucumber” are related sayings.
     
       
Twitter
Redtildead
@seeninthedeen
Is a cactus just a violent cucumber?
7:02 AM · May 18, 2015·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Usman Abiola
@Abiola_Usman
What if cactus is a violent cucumber ?
3:09 PM · Aug 6, 2017·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Middle_child
@tees_foodie
What if cactus was just a violent cucumber — feeling thoughtful
7:46 AM · Aug 7, 2017·Facebook
 
Twitter
FiASKO フィヤスコ
@FiASKO_san
Replying to @Ekonovah
Cactuses are just violent cucumbers.
12:30 AM · Aug 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Aggravating_Land_704 November 20, 2021
A cactus is a violent cucumber
COMMENTS
froggrip
That’s not how taxonomy works
HandsOnGeek
I can see that you never had the job of washing the spikes off of young cucumbers in order to make pickles.
   
Twitter
abhi
@bitofabhi
A cactus is just a “violent cucumber”.
11:24 AM · Nov 20, 2021·Twitter Web App