“A boomerang walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A boomerang version is:
“A boomerang walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!’”
“So a boomerang walks into a bar so a boomerang walks into a bar…” was cited on Twitter on June 12, 2011. “A boomerang walks into a bar and the bartender says ‘Ahhh I told you you would be back’” was cited on Twitter on March 26, 2013.
“A boomerang walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!’” was posted on Reddit on July 6, 2016.
Twitter
ONE OF THE GOOD ONES
@UNTRESOR
so a boomerang walks into a bar so a boomerang walks into a bar so a boomerang walks into a bar so a boomerang walks into a bar (kill me.)
6:17 AM - 12 Jun 2011
Reddit—Jokes
A boomerang walks into a bar.
submitted June 7, 2012 by Floydizzle
Gets thrown out but he came back in again.
Twitter
Sir Andy Jay
@Andrewsherb1
@TheEllenShow a boomerang walks into a bar and the bartender says “Ahhh I told you you would be back
8:15 AM - 26 Mar 2013
Facebook
A boomerang walks into a bar, it got thrown out but it came back in again
(There is a post from March 5, 2015.—ed.)
Twitter
Dennis Rimmer
@dlr1949
A boomerang walks into a bar and the bartender says"glad to see you have returned” and the ‘rang sez rite back at yah.
6:26 PM - 14 Apr 2015
Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
Reddit—Jokes
A boomerang walks into a bar…
submitted July 6, 2016 by TapiocaTuesday
Bartender says, “Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!”
Twitter
lakishaavandiver
@lakishaavandi8
A boomerang walks into a bar… Bartender says, “Hey, I thought I threw you out of here!” #lmao
6:45 PM - 6 Jul 2016