“A blind man walks into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A popular “blind man walks into a bar” joke (there are several) is:
 
“A blind man walks into a bar…and a table…and a chair.”
 
Also on the actual walking into a bar:
 
“A blind man walks into a bar and says ‘OUCH!’”
   
“JOKE:  A blind man walks into a bar. Don’t worry, he’s okay” was cited on Twitter on May 8, 2008. “A blind man walks into a bar and says ‘OUCH!’” was cited on able2know on August 25, 2008. “Blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, and a table” was cited on Twitter on June 8, 2011.
 
“A blind prisoner walks into a bar…” is a related joke.
 
     
Twitter
Kevin Harter
‏@TechDaddyK
JOKE:  A blind man walks into a bar. Don’t worry, he’s okay.
9:43 PM - 8 May 2008
 
able2know
cjhsa
Mon 25 Aug, 2008 01:14 pm
@neologist,
A blind man walks into a bar and says “OUCH!”.
 
Twitter
cindyoohlala
‏@cindyoohlala
OK last one: A blind man walks into a bar and says “OW!”
So that’s it! Where are my followers/ Feeling like I may need to cry.
1:57 AM - 20 Jan 2009
 
Twitter
Izzy Maslen-Jones
‏@hiyaizzy
Blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, and a table.
5:13 AM - 8 Jun 2011
   
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13. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
 
Twitter
Jessica Mann
‏@Jess_Mann27
Omg… I love bad jokes…. “So a blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair”
12:53 AM - 31 Mar 2015