“A scintilla and an iota walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…”  is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A scintilla and an iota have a version of this.
 
“A scintilla and an iota walk into a bar, arguing over which of them is less significant. No one notices” was posted on X/Twitter by Van Man Lincoln on Novembe 17, 2015. “A scintilla and an iota walk into a bar arguing over which of them is more insignificant. No one notices” was posted on Facebook by Carl W. Graham on November 17, 2015.
 
 
X/Twitter
Van Man Lincoln
@LincsManWithVan
A scintilla and an iota walk into a bar, arguing over which of them is less significant. No one notices.
3:24 PM · Nov 17, 2015
 
Facebook
Carl W. Graham
November 17, 2015 at 3:57 PM ·
A scintilla and an iota walk into a bar arguing over which of them is more insignificant.
No one notices.
 
Bluesky
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
‪@unfitz.bsky.social‬
A scintilla and an iota walk into a bar but they leave because they hate small talk.
January 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM