“A member of our school brass band was a dyslexic girl who played the Toblerone!”

“Trombone” (a musical instrument in the brass family) shouldn’t be confused with “Toblerone” (a Swiss chocolate brand), but there are jokes.
 
“I am so proud of my Dyslexic daughter,She has managed to get in the School Brass Band,Playing the Toblerone” was posted on X/Twitter by BIG_BEAR_F1 on March 2, 2011. “A Member of our school brass band was a dyslexic girl who played the Toblerone!” was posted on X/Twitter by Jim Corbridge on November 16, 2018. “I’ve joined the local Dyslexia Brass Band. I play Toblerone” was posted on Facebook by Nick Webb on November 22, 2018.
 
     
Wikipedia: Trombone
The trombone (German: Posaune, Italian, French: trombone) is a musical instrument in the brass family. As with all brass instruments, sound is produced when the player’s vibrating lips cause the air column inside the instrument to vibrate. Nearly all trombones use a telescoping slide mechanism to alter the pitch instead of the valves used by other brass instruments
 
Wikipedia: Toblerone
Toblerone (/ˈtoʊbləroʊn/ TOH-blər-ohn, German: [tobləˈroːnə]) is a Swiss chocolate brand owned by Mondelez International (originally Kraft Foods). It is produced in Bern, Switzerland,[2] and Bratislava, Slovakia. Toblerone is known for its distinctive shape as a series of joined triangular prisms and lettering engraved in the chocolate.
 
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FacelookProductions
@Facelookproduct
I am so proud of my Dyslexic mate. He has managed to get in the local Brass Band playing the Toblerone!!!!!!!... http://fb.me/LeFR9Vlk
1:42 AM · Mar 2, 2011
       
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BIG_BEAR_F1
@BIG_BEAR_F1
I am so proud of my Dyslexic daughter,She has managed to get in the School Brass Band,Playing the Toblerone.
2:38 AM · Mar 2, 2011
   
Facebook
Jay Wolf Batten
March 2, 2011 at 3:11 AM ·
I am so proud of my Dyslexic daughter
She has managed to get in the School Brass Band
Playing the Toblerone.
 
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Marvin Berglas
@MarvinBerglas
I am so proud of my Dyslexic niece.
She has managed to get in the School Brass Band.
Playing the Toblerone.
4:42 PM · Sep 27, 2012
     
X/Twitter
I wouldn’t
@stemwood
I am so proud of my Dyslexic daughter. She has managed to get in the School Brass Band Playing the Toblerone #crapjokes
2:38 AM · Feb 11, 2015 from Perth, Western Australia
 
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Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
A Member of our school brass band was a dyslexic girl who played the Toblerone!
1:51 PM · Nov 16, 2018
 
Facebook
Gordon Johnson
November 16, 2018 at 4:05 PM ·
A member of our school brass band was ‘Dyslexic Dave’ who played the Toblerone.
     
Facebook
Nick Webb is at Toblerone Mountain.
November 22, 2018 at 6:26 PM ·
I’ve joined the local Dyslexia Brass Band. I play Toblerone.
 
X/Twitter
NickWe66
@NickWe66
I’ve joined the local Dyslexia Brass Band. I play Toblerone. #Toblerone #chocolate #brassband #dadjokes #dadpuns
6:28 PM · Nov 22, 2018
   
X/Twitter
Mystery Steamboat 🃏
@disneymad1970
I’ve joined the local Dyslexia Brass Band. I play Toblerone.
12:27 PM · Nov 16, 2020
 
X/Twitter
Jokes UK 🔞
@jokesuk
A member of our school brass band was a dyslexic girl who played the Toblerone!
1:13 PM · Nov 16, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
A Member of our school brass band was a dyslexic girl who played the Toblerone!
12:48 PM · Nov 16, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Nope, It’s Gone
@Joust_A_Minute
I am so proud of my Dyslexic daughter. She has managed to get in the school Brass Band. Playing the Toblerone.
6:17 PM · Jul 1, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Nope, It’s Gone
@Joust_A_Minute
I am so proud of my Dyslexic daughter. She has managed to get in the school Brass Band. Playing the Toblerone.
6:17 PM · Jul 1, 2024
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I’ve joined the local Dyslexia Brass Band. I play the toblerone.
12:04 PM · Nov 18, 2024