“A man collapsed in the lentil aisle at my local supermarket. Fortunately, when the paramedics arrived, they found a pulse”

     
Wikipedia: Lentil
The lentil (Vicia lens or Lens culinaris) is an annual legume grown for its lens-shaped edible seeds or pulses, also called lentils. It is about 40 cm (16 in) tall, and the seeds grow in pods, usually with two seeds in each.
 
Lentil seeds are used around the world for culinary purposes, most commonly in stews or soups.
 
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Mark Summers
@markysumm
*working in supermarket*
Shopper collapses.
Quick, find a pulse!
*me returning from lentil aisle*
Now what?
12:09 PM · Sep 28, 2019
 
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VERBERD—December 8, 2020
A man collapsed in the lentil aisle at my local supermarket.
Fortunately, when the paramedics arrived, they found a pulse.
 
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Parvaze Bashir - Habitual line stepper
@Parvaze__B
A man collapsed in the lentil aisle at my local supermarket.
Fortunately, when the paramedics arrived, they found a pulse.
4:02 PM · Mar 19, 2021
 
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💙💛 T🅰️YL🅾️R 💛💙
@LeedSTUnited
My Uncle was found unconscious at the lentil processing factory. Thankfully it didn’t take the paramedics long to find a pulse!
1:15 PM · Apr 18, 2024
 
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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
A man collapsed in the lentil processing factory.
A spokesperson said the paramedic quickly found a pulse.
12:07 PM · Jul 19, 2026